bret's definitions

banny

a term to desrcribe both the bottom and the front bottom of a woman in one word.
a word to describe having had sex with a woman up both holes.
from the English, Bum/bottom and Fanny/vagina.

"what did ya do then?", "I done er up the banny".
"I gave her a banny"
"I was bannied by my fella"

by Bret March 11, 2005

hosenatch

This is the combination of the canadian word hoser and a modified version of the word bitch(biznatch). It refers to any of the following; a really slutty girl, a girl that annoys the hell out of you, or just a girl that you plain hate.

I was trying to read the sports page but that hosenatch would not shut up.

by Bret December 12, 2004

pumpi

Really awesome, legendary and mythical. Rumored to be Assyrian kid from Chicago.

Pumpi is an awesome guy.

by Bret September 2, 2004

lb one pound of fat rat

this little 45 pound kid named brett we call him lb one pound of fat rat because lb little bret also meaning one pound of fat because all he is is one pound of fat and he looks like a rat

lb one pound of fat rat get over here

by bret March 13, 2004

bonzzai

a drink with a mixture of sodas and extracts and to top it off wiped cream

hey guys im thursty want a bonzzai

by bret March 6, 2004

shut it down

To take a nap or go to sleep.
Can also be used synonymously with shut up

I am going to go home and shut it down

Hey!! shut it down!!

by Bret February 28, 2004

junk-show

pertaining to someone or something that hinders an opperation. Someone who does not have thier shit together. a scatterbrain, space caddett, an all out mess

What is with this junk show we have to go get krunk

Old head is the biggest junk-show on the plannet

by Bret February 28, 2004