brendan's definitions

tube

A perceptible object, especially cylindical and functioning as a passage

The brown thing that appears when the toilet roll is no more

by Brendan October 6, 2003

Coldplay

A decent band but now over rated

''....and it was all yellow''

by Brendan February 12, 2006

shattered

To be as tired as fuck

"I just ran 10k and am fucking shattered"

by Brendan October 10, 2003

freedom fries

A term that should remind you of what a loss to the USA having a president such as George W Bush is. A term used by idiots to show they are such.

Idiot 1: "I'm so stupid and ignorant and I can't stand those French bastards"
Idiot 2: "Let's go get us some FREEDOM fries matey, mwhah"

by Brendan October 10, 2003

confused

See George Bush

George Bush is so confused he thinks he's a suitable president

by Brendan October 10, 2003

game of love

A game played be humans. The purpose of a man is to love a woman and the purpose of a woman is to love a man.

"Come on baby let's play the game of love."

by brendan July 3, 2004

666!

The number of the excited beast. A variant of the standard number of the beast 666.

666! is 1.010632 x 10^1593. I'm sure you'll agree that this is a very big number and is too big to be shown in full!

by Brendan July 5, 2004