brendan's definitions
by brendan September 16, 2004

Arrogant bitch that ordered that the staff of the Balmoral Hotel (at which she was staying in Edinburg when she came over for the '03 Euro MTV Awards) not make eye contact with her at all.
by Brendan November 11, 2003

When a student returning from college breaks up with their significant other from high school. So-called because it traditionally takes place over thanksgiving break, the first time most students return from college.
by Brendan January 30, 2005

by Brendan April 7, 2003

a white guy that has the mind set that he is black. it is not known why they do this or why they think it is cool but most people think these peopleare complete douchebags. luckily with all the reflective jewlery and shit they wear it is easy to run them over or to spot them and give them shit. some girls find these men attractive, however they are losers who say they have banged tons of girls and in fact are still waiting on certain parts of puberty to arrive. they are all in all stupid people that need to get their head straight.
guy 1 "wow, look at that guy over there... hes such a wigga."
guy 2 "seriously... he must have terrible lighting in his house... cus when he looks in the mirror he thinks hes black."
guy 2 "seriously... he must have terrible lighting in his house... cus when he looks in the mirror he thinks hes black."
by brendan December 28, 2005

by Brendan July 31, 2005

Phrase that means the same as "you learn something new every day" - basically what someone says when the are told something they didn't know before.
Bloke 1: "You can carry something using wheels because carrying doesn't necessarily involve the item being held above the ground"
Bloke 2: "Whatever man! (lol) Every day's a school day!"
Bloke 2: "Whatever man! (lol) Every day's a school day!"
by brendan December 23, 2004
