Definitions by brendan
lifter
Marseille
A cosmopolitan city, the largest in France after Paris. Plenty gangs. A lot of poor folk and a fair amount of rich bastards. Big volleyball tournament held each July down on the beach. Good for skating, sunbathing and exploring.
Ambleside
The smallest town in the world. Has a pub, a wee cinema, a chippy and a youth hostel. Watch out for a geography group from Livingston each September staying at the YH, especially if they have taken advantage of the vodka sold locally at a mere £7. Nice place the YH, right next to a big lake. Surprisingly a decent place to be at for a while considering there is almost nothing to do!