chocolate

1. n. Food product coloured dark brown due to the cacao.
2. adj. Unlikely

1. Chocolate is yummy for my tummy.
2. "That'll be chocolate."

by brendan July 11, 2004

exams

memory tests

i passed the exam because i remembered answers to all the potential questions.

by brendan May 19, 2004

dmsn

Improved version of MSN instant messenger. Not made by Microsoft Network. Name changed to Mercury to avoid getting sued off Microsoft. Allows you to show what song you're listening to and other stuff like that.

22:14:13 Some people call me Maurice says:
wots wi ur name howd u get it to show the songs?
22:14:26 brendan 22:14 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
its dmsn
22:14:27 brendan 22:14 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
google up

by brendan September 21, 2004

haine

iFr./i Hate

La Haine - A French film looking at the goings on in a Paris suburban ghetto (starring Vincent Cassel, Hubert Koundé and Saïd Taghmaoui).

by brendan May 31, 2004

666!

The number of the excited beast. A variant of the standard number of the beast 666.

666! is 1.010632 x 10^1593. I'm sure you'll agree that this is a very big number and is too big to be shown in full!

by Brendan July 05, 2004

milking the lizard

synonym of wanking or jacking off

I was on the computer milking the lizard yesterday and my mum walked in!

by brendan June 19, 2004

Wapper

1. A white rapper
2. Someone who is so attatched to their mobile phone they use is to browse the internet

''Look at that wapper go''

by Brendan April 07, 2003