Douche

Thing to squirt in a chicks twat so she don't stink like dead fish anymore
--or--
What you call people who are really stupid and should be shot

You're a douche mate.

by Brendan November 25, 2003

tube

A perceptible object, especially cylindical and functioning as a passage

The brown thing that appears when the toilet roll is no more

by Brendan October 06, 2003

Coldplay

A decent band but now over rated

''....and it was all yellow''

by Brendan February 12, 2006

Kino

Kino - Kinesthetics - Touching, physical contact with a female

i got kino with that hottie!

by brendan May 13, 2004

nadnerb

The name Brendan backwards.

My name is nadnerb backwards.

by brendan March 04, 2005

niceness

Really good. Often used in excitement/upon hearing good news.

-"I've got tickets for T in the Park next month!"
-"Niceness!"

by brendan September 05, 2004

hatman

A kid in year 7 who wears a hat.

Nananananananana hatman!

by BRENDAN August 28, 2003