brendan's definitions

tokyo

Largest city on Earth as regards urban agglormation (inc Yokohama etc). Population of almost 50million.

Tokyo is the capital of Japan and a sprawling megalopolis.

by brendan May 19, 2004

doric

NE Scotland language/dialect.

Fit like stranger, far d'yi bide?

by brendan May 20, 2004

tae

Scot's form of "to"

tae be or no tae be, thit is the question

by brendan May 20, 2004

purple flour

Non-harmful substance thrown at Tony Blair during Prime Minister's Question Time on May 20, 2004. Blair was hit by the purple flour but just kept on talking to try and make his urinary tract accident less obvious.

"she was so freaked but we'd only purple floured her"

by brendan May 20, 2004

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Maori word meaning "The place where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid, climbed and swallowed mountains, known as 'landeater', played his flute to his loved one". 2nd longest place name in the world with 126 characters after "krungthep mahanakhon udomrajniwes mahasatarn amorn pimarn avaltarnsatit sakatattiya visanukram prasit" which is another name for the Thai capital Bangkok.

One day I will go to Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu!

by brendan May 20, 2004

log

1. a section of tree
2. a section of math
3. acronym for lazy old git

1. they cut down plenty logs to make these buildings
2. log2²=1
3. fuck off u log

by brendan May 20, 2004

social engineering

the act of finding a flaw in a daily system and exploiting it to get what you want for free

getting a free refill at a fast food restraunt by drinking half of your drink then spilling it. getting a free refill

by brendan May 20, 2004