brendan's definitions

Gob

Mouth (Scottish).

''Shut yer gob fannybawz''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

Wee

French for yes....Actually that's spelled oui.

''Oui Monsieur, le penis était très savoureux, merci beaucoup!''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

nana

French word for a girl. - A chick. Also see mec

En plus, les nanas galèrent pour entrer dans les grandes écoles d'études...

by brendan March 7, 2004

e-standards

Saying you wouldn't hit a girl you see on the net (that in the real world would be considered fit) because you're accustomed to beating it off to the very hottest chicks online. However, in reality you'd be happy to shag most things with a pair of boobies and a hole.

"You know you're just talking through your e-standards persona when you say that chick isn't finnnnne!"

by brendan June 26, 2004

Dipstick

A stupid someone with willy brains.

''My my, you're such a dipstick Freddy''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

bamma

Someone who thinks they got it, but they don't.

You think you're a bad dude. Reailty is, you're not.

by brendan January 27, 2005

darkspeed

Really slow, opposite of lightspeed.

"Way to go darkspeed, could you go any slower?"

by brendan July 1, 2004