Definitions by brendan

lightspeed 

REAL FAST. The speed of light!

Imagine the speed of Superman, that is lightspeed!

lightspeed by brendan July 1, 2004

soft rock

Adjective used to describe less heavy rock music. Although rock music is generally loud, with a lot of bass and not really "soft", so often confusing as an arguable oxymoron.

I'm listening to some Mamas and the Papas which I guess you could say is "soft rock."

soft rock by brendan July 1, 2004

group x 

One of the greatest rap groups around at the moment. Not taking themselves seriously and showing up the fakes.

You know that song by Group X?
No?
You know..I just want Bang Bang Bang.
Oh yeah HAHA that is some good shit.

group x by brendan July 1, 2004

pescovegetarian

Someone who is a vegetarian but allows fish in their diet, like me.

I am a pescovegetarian.

pescovegetarian by brendan June 29, 2004

couple of laps

Some sex

I took her for a couple of laps last year. It was good times.

couple of laps by brendan June 27, 2004

short end of the stick 

A small cock

"Wait a minute Jack, I've been in prison for three years. If she's been getting the short end of the stick, maybe she'd like to go a couple of laps around the track with us!"

short end of the stick by brendan June 27, 2004

e-standards 

Saying you wouldn't hit a girl you see on the net (that in the real world would be considered fit) because you're accustomed to beating it off to the very hottest chicks online. However, in reality you'd be happy to shag most things with a pair of boobies and a hole.

"You know you're just talking through your e-standards persona when you say that chick isn't finnnnne!"

e-standards by brendan June 26, 2004