suisare

a friend of neighbor's party to which you were not invited.

What?!? You didn't invite me to your suisare? Screw you too!

by bread infection November 22, 2009

flump

The action of letting out your gut after the fine chick has just walked by.

Jason flumped out

by bread infection December 05, 2009

jampro

a bowel movement performed by Satan.

I haven’t seen anything so hideous since the jampro of ‘66. You can’t spell pro without jampro….

by bread infection December 01, 2009

glimp

someone with a limp in both legs. think sbout it...limping with bothe legs. It's pretty sad.

I kicked him in the shins...now he's a glimp.

by bread infection November 08, 2005

smeg

1. liquidized crap

2. dried/crusty semen

1. Wayne Buckley is a smeg head (see Wayneth Buckleus)

2. Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode.

by bread infection November 23, 2009

niplet

a nipple with a small aereola around it.

That is my niplet.

by bread infection November 27, 2009

orgasm

1. the best part of sex

2. the reason people have sex.

Sharon Turner could have 10 orgasms, but she's such a dead fuck you'd never notice.

by bread infection November 26, 2009