bread infection's definitions

penis wrinkle

the wrinkle on one's penis.

I have several penis wrinkles.
Eric is a penis wrinkle.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

asshole

1. also known as boss, teacher, co-worker, and police
2. most people in the Afghani area.
3. a stupid or annoying person that needs to be shot
4. any person that thinks his or her opinion or definition is more important or more correct than mine.
5. a stupid person that thinks you’re an asshole because you won’t break the rules and/or kiss their ass
6. any person that won’t answer a simple question
7. a bartender that complains when he doesn’t get tips, but he calls you a crybaby when you complain about not getting tips
8. any Harley owner that thinks he’s cool only because he has a Harley.

Uh, how much did your car and house cost, Mr. Cool? $50,000 & $500,000? No? Then you’re not as cool as you think you are, asshole.

by bread infection December 10, 2009

zizzee

pointless form of sex with/on a computer, by 'plugging yourself in' to the cpu output. see pluginbaby

I'm just going for a quick zizzee

by bread infection April 29, 2008

zickler

one who should be killed and slaughtered into pieces. A scumbag asshole back stabbing bitch.

Wow, that kid with long hair made Greg cry in one punch. Gregs a real zickler.

by bread infection April 29, 2008

felch

to eat your own semen out of a woman.

I screwed my girlfriend until I came inside her, then I felched her!

by bread infection December 5, 2009

consturbed

to be disturbed and confused at the same time

He looks a tad consturbed

by bread infection December 28, 2005

kahar

a person who wears such ugly clothes and they smell too.

I saw that kahar and I had to leave the store, because it smelled so bad!

by bread infection November 30, 2009