bread infection's definitions

fartable farter

someone who can fart on demand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He sure is a fartable farter he farted when someone said fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffart

by bread infection December 5, 2009

qwong

the sound the light from a flashlight makes in fog.

We fought fiercely on the foggy golf course, the qwong from our flashlights deafened our ears.

by bread infection November 24, 2009

guyman

some guy you don't know who's name is

Hey! Guyman!!! You forgot your walrus!

by bread infection April 29, 2008

madapar

to get stuck with a fat Jew.

I don't want to be madapar.

by bread infection April 28, 2008

strom

any piece of office furniture that has been walked on by a seagull.

Sam's Spot Suckers specializes in removing stains from stroms!

by bread infection January 2, 2006

istate

to gamble using printers as currency.

Who smoked my istate?

by bread infection December 28, 2005

backwash

to take a mouthful of drink from a container (cup/glass/bottle) and spit it out back into the container in which saliva and bits of food go back in with the drink

Someone eats a carrot sandwhich and becomes an arsehole by taking a mouthful from their cup and spitting it back in which bits of bread and carrot go into the drink with saliva=backwash

by bread infection October 23, 2005