circle rub

when you firmly grasp the male genetalia so the tip of the head is protruding past your fist and rub in a circular motion until splooge fires from the penis.
by bread infection December 08, 2009
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stubby shorts

really skimpy footy shorts that many Aussie blokes wear during the summer, some are stubby to the point of indecent exposure.
Someone would say "That bloke down the street is always mowing the lawn in his stubby shorts, will he ever wear pants???"
by bread infection January 01, 2006
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scrumtralesent

something so incredibly brilliant there is no word to describe it.
That idea is scrumtralesent!
by bread infection November 22, 2009
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acketh

the rind of a moldy puerto rican watermelon also called a schnozberry shell
by bread infection November 01, 2005
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moronaphobia

the extreme fear/caulder of morons or moronic gestures.
I am disturbed by you because I have moronaphobia.
by bread infection December 28, 2005
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rekkerd

American for "record". For some reason, Americans pronounce "record" as "rekkerd".
When Ed Sullivan would introduce a band on the show with a hit, Ed would say "with their new rekkerd."
by bread infection December 30, 2005
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bunk

bull crap; bullshit; stuff that is not true, streches the truth, or is just a down right lie.
Man that junk is bunk.
by bread infection December 09, 2009
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