bread infection's definitions

axib

the opposite of Axis (like Axis of Evil).

Axib of Good.

by bread infection December 10, 2009

asshole

1. also known as boss, teacher, co-worker, and police
2. most people in the Afghani area.
3. a stupid or annoying person that needs to be shot
4. any person that thinks his or her opinion or definition is more important or more correct than mine.
5. a stupid person that thinks you’re an asshole because you won’t break the rules and/or kiss their ass
6. any person that won’t answer a simple question
7. a bartender that complains when he doesn’t get tips, but he calls you a crybaby when you complain about not getting tips
8. any Harley owner that thinks he’s cool only because he has a Harley.

Uh, how much did your car and house cost, Mr. Cool? $50,000 & $500,000? No? Then you’re not as cool as you think you are, asshole.

by bread infection December 10, 2009

anus

a GIGANTIC hole in a hill.

That “anus” is huge!

by bread infection December 10, 2009

Alcarax

the God of laxatives

Thank Alcarax this piece of shit came out.

by bread infection December 10, 2009

4:19

1 minute away from flying.

Its 4:19…got a minute?

by bread infection December 10, 2009

0wch

owch written with a zero instead of an O.

0wch not Owch

by bread infection December 10, 2009

buttrug

this is when a girl has a hairy asshole.

Sharon Turner has so much pubic hair, it looks like she’s wearing panties. She has a buttrug too. The dumb bitch thinks she has the average amount of pubic hair too!

by bread infection December 9, 2009