348 definitions by bread infection

beltween

the part between trousers and a belt

When you put on your mobile phone holder, just attach it beltween

by bread infection October 22, 2005

spugget

a Mexican with bad facial hair who wants to fit in with African Americans by hanging out with hot sauce.

Brian Holmes is a spugget.

by bread infection November 22, 2009

DOC

Acronym for dildo of choice.

My DOC is the Super 5000 with Elongating action.

by bread infection October 9, 2005

straw dog

a word that you interject anytime that you don't know what word to use, but want to make it sound like you're smart.

I listened to that speech on nuclear physics, but the guys whole theory seemed like a straw dog compared to other theorys.

by bread infection January 2, 2006

fuck me dead

Aussie slang for "oh my god!" or "I'll be damned!"

Well fuck me dead, look at the size of those hooters she has!!

by bread infection November 8, 2005

0wch

owch written with a zero instead of an O.

0wch not Owch

by bread infection December 11, 2009

Kiddy Bits

a cereal consisting of kiddies.

9 out of 10 pedophiles eat kiddy bits.

by bread infection November 30, 2009