brandon 's definitions

buh

completely random and useless sound in front of "bye", or in some cases, "hi." the real definition of "buh" is unknown, so this is the best i could come up with.

BUH BYE! i'm leaving now
BUH HI! hello, pleasure to meet you sir/madame.

by Brandon September 15, 2004

Chriskwanzakuh

(n.) The joint celebration of Christmas, Hannakuh and Kwanzaa. Combines all three major and semi-major holiday wishes (Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa) into one big holiday wish.

Thing 1: Happy Holidays!
Thing 2: Dude, "Happy Holidays" is so lame.
Thing 1: My bad.
Thing 2: You should say "Happy Chriskwanzakuh" instead
Thing 1: "Happy Chryslerwanika!"
Thing 2: ...

by Brandon December 23, 2004

fucking with your mind

inserting your dick into someones ear. also used to shut someone up real quick.

Person 1:hey man fuck you and your mom.i fucked your mom and sister last night.
Person 2:hey man can i stick my dick in your ear and fuck with your mind?

after you have said that to the annoying prick that is about 12 or 14 years old..they should come back with that same boring shit they always. like Fuck, Bitch, Your Mom, Your Sister...etc.

by Brandon January 1, 2004

craptastic

So bad it's good. Example: movies that are of such low quality that they're worth watching for the sake of making fun of them.

The movie "Glitter" was craptastic.

by Brandon September 7, 2004

dougnut fucker

One who has sexual intercourse with any assorted baked good.

"What a doughnut fucker!"

by brandon April 25, 2004

Cutter Kit

a kit used by self-harm kids to keep all of their utensils neat and close at hand. Usually contains shaving razor heads, box cutter blades, modeling blades, and rubbing alchohol. the alchohol is to keep the blades clean or to induce more pain for when the cutter needs to feel even more control in their lives.

i caught sam with her cutter kit yesterday, she freaked... what should we do?

by Brandon December 24, 2003

Capisce

Italiano Meaning of "Understand?" Often used by popular Mafioso bosses like John 'Dapper Don' Gotti

You fuckin piece of shit,you come around here again ya dead,capisce?!

by Brandon December 5, 2003