lazin

A word used to describe when someone is lazy or jus chillin

NO I dont wanna go out 2nite, i jus feel like lazin around

by Brandon August 07, 2004

zeddy

A fluffy teddy bear used in kinky sex.

I tickled a hot chick on her ass with my zeddy to make her pussy tighter on my penis.

by Brandon December 04, 2003

critter

A miniature, usually woodland animal, that enjoys burrowing to avoid being smushed by large objects.

Look at the critter trapped underneath that bridge.

by Brandon September 19, 2003

California smile

Forcing someone on to the ground, commanding them to open their mouth and place their teeth on the side of a curb or slab of concrete, and then stomping on the back of their head/neck, effectively smashing all of their teeth, breaking their jaw, and possibly killing them.

What happens to the black fellow in American History X. See Bite the Curb

by Brandon August 08, 2004

dougnut fucker

One who has sexual intercourse with any assorted baked good.

"What a doughnut fucker!"

by brandon April 25, 2004

Tiesto Drunk

A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.

I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!

by Brandon January 04, 2005

anchorman

best demoman to ever touch a mouse

anchorman is the greatest demoman to ever touch a mouse, always has been, always will be.

by brandon April 18, 2004