taco vender

The equivelant of a male having his fly down and 'selling hot dogs', only for a female. She is selling tacos of the pink variety.

God Kim, stop vending tacos.

by Brandon February 18, 2005

the brandon

A sexual move involving 100 female orgasms in a row

He gave her the brandon, and she cried out for hours

by Brandon July 23, 2004

shag

1. to have sexual intercourse with. 2. to have sexual intercourse. 3. an act of sexual intercourse.

The man will shag his wife tonight.

by Brandon August 05, 2003

zeddy

A fluffy teddy bear used in kinky sex.

I tickled a hot chick on her ass with my zeddy to make her pussy tighter on my penis.

by Brandon December 03, 2003

big jeffery

Snoop Dog

the pimp hand is why strong

by Brandon November 24, 2003

pokens

poker mainly texas holdem

shit nigga lets go play some pokens so i can win dat cheese you got from your welfare check

by brandon March 25, 2004

dendrosexual

One who enjoys sexual intercourse with trees, Brian Schwan.

Brian's not a homosexual or a heterosexual, he's a dendrosexual!
-Nate and Brandon

by Brandon December 24, 2004