brandon 's definitions

pokens

poker mainly texas holdem

shit nigga lets go play some pokens so i can win dat cheese you got from your welfare check

by brandon March 25, 2004

big jeffery

Snoop Dog

the pimp hand is why strong

by Brandon November 24, 2003

zeddy

A fluffy teddy bear used in kinky sex.

I tickled a hot chick on her ass with my zeddy to make her pussy tighter on my penis.

by Brandon December 3, 2003

dendrosexual

One who enjoys sexual intercourse with trees, Brian Schwan.

Brian's not a homosexual or a heterosexual, he's a dendrosexual!
-Nate and Brandon

by Brandon December 24, 2004

happycore

A type of music with high BPM and happy vocals and/or sounds. Mixed by DJs at Raves. UNDERGROUND!

Heart of Gold
Eternity
Break of Dawn

by Brandon December 10, 2003

queff

when a girl is having sex and farts out of her cunt

i was having sex last nihgt and she queffed all over me

by Brandon February 21, 2005

douche bag

a device they use in the military in order clean each others foxholes with. They also use the term to insult each other with.

hey general jackson, you are being a real douche baggus maximus.

by Brandon November 10, 2003