brandon 's definitions

flagastag

Every swear that's ever been said before

but parents don't understand

use it in everyday conversations

From the Mother:

Honey clean your room

From the Kid:

Flagastag!!!

by Brandon September 25, 2004

Woo-ha!

A cry of victory. Often used to intimidate others by screaming unexpectedly.

"Woo-ha! I got you all in check!" Busta Rhymes

by Brandon March 11, 2004

California smile

Forcing someone on to the ground, commanding them to open their mouth and place their teeth on the side of a curb or slab of concrete, and then stomping on the back of their head/neck, effectively smashing all of their teeth, breaking their jaw, and possibly killing them.

What happens to the black fellow in American History X. See Bite the Curb

by Brandon August 8, 2004

Pipe Cleaner

One who uses a pipe cleaner to clean his/her ass in order for it to be clean enough for anal sex. Great preparation for a Donkey Punch

Pat's not straight, he's a fucking pipe cleaner.

by Brandon May 5, 2003

shmurkin

tight,smooth,fresh.

This chicken is shmurkin.

by Brandon June 6, 2003

Snare Drum

To grab somebody, usually a person of the opposite sex, by the back of the head and press their face such that their nose is firmly sealed against your asshole. You then break wind, making a "snare drum" sensation that is pleasant for both parties.

Guy 1: Why does Cindy's have shit in her nostrils?

Guy 2: You didn't hear? We were pounding that loud-ass snare drum all night long.

Guy 1: Sweet-ass dude. I'm happy for both of you.

by Brandon March 22, 2004

A'ight Blah

When a person is disgusted or just plain annoyed by what someone else is saying; just tell them "a'ight...blah"!

What are you talking about man? A'ight blah!

by Brandon November 29, 2004