brando's definitions

bat wing

When the ball sack gets stuck to the side of the leg forming what seems to look like a bat wing.

I stood up and got a major bat wing.

by Brando January 28, 2003

stinky sam

In which the man or woman sticks his or her nose in his or hers asshole and sniffs as hard as they can.

"Dude last time I tried a stinks sam i passed out."

by Brando August 29, 2004

Spained

The act of a girl giving oral sex, followed by spitting the residue into the partner's eye and/or eyes

Teri spained George while he was watching the movie Animal House.

by Brando August 6, 2003

lolocaust

Funny on a scale that kills 6 million people.

"man that joke caused a lolocaust"

by Brando January 22, 2006

Drunken Tiger Hidden Dumbass

A game played by drunk and or intoxicated ppl most ofter young men is which they inact mock martial art combat

Me stumbling drunk" Dude dont make me open a can of Drunken Tiger Hidden Dumbass on u"

by Brando April 11, 2004

Cock hostler

most often referring to a mouth or just something lood to call somebody

1.)" Bitch shut ur fucking cock hostler before I fuck start ur face"
2.) " Man I hate that Steve dude he is such a cock hostler"

by Brando April 11, 2004

Andrew

A slick that got his thick brushed eyebrow of gf stolen by a nigga named Jeffery

Andrew has no testicles.

by Brando November 30, 2017