brando's definitions

Andrew

A slick that got his thick brushed eyebrow of gf stolen by a nigga named Jeffery

Andrew has no testicles.

by Brando November 30, 2017

fum unda butta

The smelly cottage cheese like crap that is found under a mans bells.

The maintence guy never takes a shower he probably has the worst case of fum unda butta!

by Brando February 24, 2005

Drunken Tiger Hidden Dumbass

A game played by drunk and or intoxicated ppl most ofter young men is which they inact mock martial art combat

Me stumbling drunk" Dude dont make me open a can of Drunken Tiger Hidden Dumbass on u"

by Brando April 11, 2004

Cock hostler

most often referring to a mouth or just something lood to call somebody

1.)" Bitch shut ur fucking cock hostler before I fuck start ur face"
2.) " Man I hate that Steve dude he is such a cock hostler"

by Brando April 11, 2004

Spained

The act of a girl giving oral sex, followed by spitting the residue into the partner's eye and/or eyes

Teri spained George while he was watching the movie Animal House.

by Brando August 6, 2003

lolocaust

Funny on a scale that kills 6 million people.

"man that joke caused a lolocaust"

by Brando January 22, 2006

bat wing

When the ball sack gets stuck to the side of the leg forming what seems to look like a bat wing.

I stood up and got a major bat wing.

by Brando January 28, 2003