brandi's definitions

Valentines Day

A scam made by the greeting card company

Boy gives girl $9 singing card, $15 bear, and $30 Godiva chocolates fom Hallmark.....

by Brandi February 18, 2007

missionary position

man on top, woman on bottom. nuff said.

Last night I ain't get nothin' but some sorry assed missionary position.

by Brandi February 6, 2003

tit fucking

the act of fucking a girl btwn the tits. (note) requires lubrication.

I was tramutized to find that Trey had tried tit fucking that girl.

by Brandi February 6, 2003

Crack er' Jack

Nice ass: very lovable: awesomely cute: 6 pack horse!

Man, this horse is a true Crack er' Jack!

I love you Crack er' Jack!

by Brandi June 7, 2003

Tittiedoo

When ya stomach stick out farther den ya titties do.

person 1: man u gon get wit dat gurl
person 2: naww she got dat tittiedo
person 1: tittiedo???
person 2: when ya stomach stick out farther den ya titties do
person 1: yeaa sho got dat haha

by Brandi March 7, 2004

puff daddy

rapper who throws the best and most outrageous parties; he's so hot jenny lopez actually went to bed with him.

heard p, puffy, puff daddy, diddy daddy whatever name he goes by right now, is hanging with that faggot ashton.

by brandi August 6, 2003

beating the rap

when a guy masturbates

Man she was so hot, i had to go to the bathroom just to beat the rap.

by Brandi February 6, 2003