Definitions by brahm2

47 

Statistically the most improbable number to appear in any random number drawing event.

The number was not 47

47 by brahm2 September 27, 2003

What's happening 

Hey, Peter. Whaaat's happening.

Did you get the memo?

We are putting cover sheets on all the TPS reports now.

What's happening by brahm2 September 27, 2003

porn star 

Someone who one that contributes to a massive online dictionary will never have sex with. =-P

Dictionary Poster: y helo that buttsecks??!? lolol
Porn Star: pfft hell no
Dictionary Poster: pwn3d

porn star by brahm2 September 27, 2003

red swingline stapler

The red Swingline stapler is the 747xx model used in the movie Office Space. At the time the movie was made, Swingline did not offer a red stapler, but due to the popularity of the film, they began production.

After the company switched to Boston staplers I kept my Swingline stapler.

Have you seen my stapler?

I'm going to burn the building down.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.

--live to staple; staple to live!"

red swingline stapler by brahm2 September 27, 2003

|33t

The |33t357 spelling of 1337.

1337 actually is an abbreviation for h4x0rs, derived from the term "elite". Since using the numeric keypad is faster than typing the damn word out, 1337 5p33k is the kewlest thing to do, especially for forum n00bs who think they are 1337 but are really 70015. (tools)

I am a |33y h4x0r, and I haev stoeled all yuor M3g4huRtz!!!

|33t by brahm2 September 26, 2003