brad slocum's definitions

born with a silver spoon up the arse

When someone is overly snobbish or smarmy. The expression implies it is an everpresent part of their nature, ever since birth.

Alan was born with a silver spoon up the arse. That's why he has that accent and such....

by Brad Slocum December 28, 2005

lurkering

sneaking or stalking someone/thing;especially if you are a Zerg

kyle's lurkering around, I can hear his tentacles slithering

by Brad Slocum March 11, 2004

iplod

an insulting term for any type of apple music device

dillon's an apple whore and got an iplod with "dillon murray master of the universe" laser engraved on it

by Brad Slocum May 13, 2005

ionsulting

a word describing a not particularly insulting phrase

"your mom" is played out and ionsulting

by Brad Slocum May 13, 2004

on time and on top

An expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one's status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.

Dude 2: "What shakin', man?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"

by Brad Slocum July 8, 2006

hot beans

Exlamatory phrase to describe pleasure one feels due to pleasing/superior characteristics of something, in reference to the pleasure of consuming heated beans of whatever kind.
Often used by people who rebel against the mainstream'd phrase 'cool beans,' which seems to denote pleasure in comparison to unheated beans.

Friend 1: I just got the new _______ CD!
Friend 2: Hot beans! Cany you burn me a copy?

by Brad Slocum December 28, 2005

mapple

an insulting term for any Apple company product excluding the ipod (see iplod)

I hate how no public school can aford anything other than mapples

by Brad Slocum February 25, 2005