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an unusually large and thick penis, especially ones with large bulbus heads, where the term "elephantitis" can describe the condition, the "dorkus" is the term for the actual penis.
named for the bewildered, eye-popping and jaw-dropping look one gets from seeing one up close.
the opposite of a "dingus" (small, skinny penises)
named for the bewildered, eye-popping and jaw-dropping look one gets from seeing one up close.
the opposite of a "dingus" (small, skinny penises)
Justin was the proud owner of an 9 inch dorkus, making him quite popular with both the boys and girls.
by bottomboy tj November 2, 2018
Get the dorkus mug.according to the theory of "eternal return", where one is fixed to repeat their own life over and over again infinitely, the people who populate your lives each time are split into two categories:
constants are those that will ALWAYS be there with each cycle (family, parents, siblings, children, the individuals you had those children with)
variables are those that change with each cycle, that are not always present around you each time (friends, co-workers)
constants are those that will ALWAYS be there with each cycle (family, parents, siblings, children, the individuals you had those children with)
variables are those that change with each cycle, that are not always present around you each time (friends, co-workers)
your life is full of constants and variables. the father of your child is a constant and the woman he cheated on you with is a variable.
by bottomboy tj December 30, 2018
Get the constants and variables mug.the act of purposely putting actual shit (human or animal) in someone's food as a show of one's distain towards another.
originated by a notorious (albeit hilarious) scene in 2011's "The Help" by the character of Minny Jackson, portrayed by Octavia Spencer.
originated by a notorious (albeit hilarious) scene in 2011's "The Help" by the character of Minny Jackson, portrayed by Octavia Spencer.
"Dave and Kyle may have succeeded in getting that homophobic baker to finally make their wedding cake but, I'm not going to eat it. You know that bigot Octavia Spencered that shit...with shit."
by bottomboy tj June 16, 2018
Get the Octavia Spencer mug.an extremely negative or poor attitude towards something.
a combination of the words "bullshit" and "funk".
a combination of the words "bullshit" and "funk".
her attitude towards the job was completely bunk as she didn't perform any of the tasks assigned to her and made the lives of her co-workers miserable with her nagging negativity.
by bottomboy tj June 19, 2018
Get the bunk mug.the act of expressing one's self in an immoral or social unacceptable way publicly and then attempting to use another immoral or social unacceptable ill to defend themselves.
when one is highly critical of a group of people and beliefs, especially those of a minority class, almost to fanatical levels but, when called out on their criticism, will attempt to use that judgment or prejudice in their favor against their detractors.
when one is clearly racist towards a minority group but, will say that anyone calling them racist for this action is obviously a racist themselves for pointing this out.
fake outrage.
when one is highly critical of a group of people and beliefs, especially those of a minority class, almost to fanatical levels but, when called out on their criticism, will attempt to use that judgment or prejudice in their favor against their detractors.
when one is clearly racist towards a minority group but, will say that anyone calling them racist for this action is obviously a racist themselves for pointing this out.
fake outrage.
after being called out for her racist viewpoints towards immigrants and the diversity in America, Laura Ingraham was quick to use her obvious FAUXISM of being an oppressed white person not being able to speak about the racism towards other white people as a turning point in the argument.
by bottomboy tj January 22, 2019
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when one expects a particular event to play out based on initial assumptions but, have it actually play out with a different result.
when one expects a particular event to play out based on initial assumptions but, have it actually play out with a different result.
with his slicked back pompadour, diamond earrings and pronounced lisp, people just assumed Barry was gay. but, they later found out he M. Night Shyamalan-ed them all when he showed up at the company party with his gorgeous wife.
by bottomboy tj January 31, 2019
Get the M. Night Shyamalan-ed mug.the phenomenon where seemingly rational and intelligent people are given a choice between a regular, sensible, safe option and a completely absurd and random option...and in a lapse of hilarity...think to themselves "wouldn't it be funny if" and place a joke vote towards the laughable choice, thinking there is no way this will happen...
...unaware that millions of other seemingly rational and intelligent people have also thought of this and thus creating a tragically hilarious scenario where the joke candidate or choice has been chosen and is now in control of their daily lives, unfortunately.
...unaware that millions of other seemingly rational and intelligent people have also thought of this and thus creating a tragically hilarious scenario where the joke candidate or choice has been chosen and is now in control of their daily lives, unfortunately.
John thought it would be funny to vote "Katy Perry" as the next United States senator from his state just so he could tell his co-workers the next day, unaware that The Schwarzenegger Effect would now place the pop singer in firm control of his state's government and his parents' health insurance coverage.
by bottomboy tj September 5, 2019
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