911 drama queen

Person who calls 911 as a way to summon the police to resolve a minor dispute such as receiving the wrong order at a fast-food restaurant.
A woman in Florida proved herself to be a 911 drama queen when she called because McDonald's couldn't complete her order and apparently they wouldn't give her a refund.

Another 911 drama queen was upset because Burger King supposedly wouldn't let her have it her way but the dispatcher refused to send help.
by boratfan1 March 23, 2013
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bronde

Brunette whose personality, behavior or intelligence come across as blonde-like.
The teenage daughter on Modern Family is an example of a bronde. She has brown hair, but seems like an airhead.
by boratfan1 January 28, 2011
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people of walmart

Website comprised of photos taken at actual Walmart stores that show real people who look like they have no idea or just don't care how to present themselves in public. Anything considered socially inappropriate or disgusting from wearing pajamas and slippers to skimpy clothing on fat people to exposed butt cracks to men wearing dresses, you name it..it can be found here. People can submit photos and new ones appear on a daily basis.
People of walmart seem to have no common sense.
by boratfan1 January 01, 2012
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dynasty shots

A drinking game in which the participants watch an episode of Dynasty and they have to down a shot of liquor each time a character gets slapped in the face. This is not an easy game to win considering that each Dynasty episode was an hour long and the show was known for catfights, therefore the participant who is still coherent and able to stand up when the episode is over is the winner. The term came from a game some of the characters on the short-lived That 80's Show were playing.
John must have been doing dynasty shots last night because when he came into work this morning, he looked like he was nursing a hangover.
by boratfan1 December 05, 2009
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state-paid vacation

Scott received a 9-month state-paid vacation for driving under the influence with a suspended license.
by boratfan1 February 10, 2010
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