Definitions by boratfan1
Ghetto car wash
Ghetto car wash by boratfan1 November 7, 2010
sample abuser
Customer that holds up the line at an ice cream shop by repeatedly asking for free samples because he/she cannot decide what to order. This person is oblivious to the fact that there is only one employee behind the counter who is becoming as annoyed as the people in line.
Person 1: What took you so long at Baskin-Robbins? It doesn't look very busy in there.
Person 2: I had to wait ten minutes because of a sample abuser who tried virtually every flavor before ordering chocolate. What a jerk!
Person 2: I had to wait ten minutes because of a sample abuser who tried virtually every flavor before ordering chocolate. What a jerk!
sample abuser by boratfan1 October 18, 2010
undateable
A book that has become a cultural phenomenon as the female version of "He's Just Not That Into You". It is basically a list of pet peeves or turn-offs that women have against men. The book is divided into three parts: things men wear, things men say, and things men do. There are over 300 items listed and while many of them seem like legimitate complaints, others seem downright petty. There is a rating scale for each to measure how much of a turn-off it is which range from minor (red flag/storm cloud) issues to more serious (not getting any/kiss of death) ones that can kill any chance at romance. The book can be found in the humor at section at local bookstores and while it does offer some good advice, men should take it with a grain of salt.
A man who owns a reptile, clips a cell phone to his belt, and uses catchphrases is considered undateable. A man who does anything feminine such as wear makeup or drink cosmopolitans is considered undateable. A man who doesn't pay on the first date or doesn't leave a tip ensures that he won't get a second date.
undateable by boratfan1 September 9, 2010
state-paid vacation
Scott received a 9-month state-paid vacation for driving under the influence with a suspended license.
state-paid vacation by boratfan1 February 10, 2010
dynasty shots
A drinking game in which the participants watch an episode of Dynasty and they have to down a shot of liquor each time a character gets slapped in the face. This is not an easy game to win considering that each Dynasty episode was an hour long and the show was known for catfights, therefore the participant who is still coherent and able to stand up when the episode is over is the winner. The term came from a game some of the characters on the short-lived That 80's Show were playing.
John must have been doing dynasty shots last night because when he came into work this morning, he looked like he was nursing a hangover.
dynasty shots by boratfan1 December 5, 2009