Definitions by boomer dude

sex 

1. Something determined by the 23rd chromosome pair in a cell, determining the individual’s role in the act. Often referred to as “gender”, though usually informally.
2. The process needed to combine gametes and create a new organism.
3. A word that makes the immature hysterically chortle, and the subject of the most overused and unfunny jokes known to man.

1. For “sex”, please write “male” or “female”, and not “yes”.
2. Do I need to explain what sex is? You’ve managed to access this site, looking up any old word has probably taught you some physically-impossible way of doing it.
3. If I hear one more sex joke, I’m either going to put on an Abbott and Costello movie and cry or blow my brains out with a sawed-off shotgun I just so happened to have with me.
For the love of God, grow up!

sex by boomer dude September 6, 2023

Gimme Shelter

1969 song by The Rolling Stones off the album “Let it Bleed”.
This is the only version, all others are garbage.

Merry Clayton screaming on “Gimme Shelter” made me shit myself.

Gimme Shelter by boomer dude May 30, 2021

Banana Man 

- British superhero thing
- 2005 Tally Hall song from the album Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Museum
- He just wants to give you a fuckin banana

Do you see Banana Man? Hopping over on the white hot sand?

Banana Man by boomer dude April 23, 2021

Donald Trump 

everyone loved the guy until he ran for president then the left started bawling their eyes out and I just sat and laughed

I voted for Donald Trump

Donald Trump by boomer dude February 27, 2021

biden

Some racist guy who forgets where he is every 8 seconds but apparently is eligible to be president

I don’t know why anyone voted for Biden

biden by boomer dude February 27, 2021