bonzai's definitions

swami

a highly respected and revered individual; someone with status, a bmoc

"who's the swami of this establishment?"

by bonzai November 14, 2003

normular

a combination of the words "normal" and "regular", mainly for emphasis.

"I dunno dude...not to be shitting you or nothin'...but you gotta admit most of those stunts at the last X-Games seemed pretty normular to me...I mean, even blindfolded and asleep, it would've been a cinch even for you! haha."

by Bonzai November 4, 2006

jaw

to talk extensively about something in an overly proud or boastful manner;

also, to ramble on endlessly, usually about trivial on nonsensical stuff

"dude kept jawing about how he scored all kinds of babes "back in the day" !"

"I swear sometimes when I'm on the phone with her, she'll keep jawing until it feels like my ear will fall off!"

by bonzai April 17, 2005

vortex

any situation that is or can be messy, disasterous or dangerous.

"you better stay away from that Lisa chick. trust me dude, you don't wanna get caught up in that vortex."

by bonzai March 3, 2005

primed

enthusiastically ready for something, stoked

dude I am so primed for that babefest at Kristy's tonight!

by bonzai February 23, 2005

strato

describing a state of being high/intoxicated (usually from a "controlled" substance)

rufus said that he got majorly strato after smoking that killer weed

by bonzai March 25, 2004

AOS

short for "ahead of schedule"

"we made a pit stop to grab some munchies and gas, and STILL we made it there AOS!"

by Bonzai April 11, 2007