bojzzle's definitions

TMJ

A dentist's code for feeling up your titties. If you get a horny dentist, he'll ask to check your TMJ and then he'll touch you inappropriately.

Dentist: Cindy, let me check your TMJ

Cindy: ok...

(Dentist feels her up)

Cindy: NOOOOOOOOO!! I have a boyfriend!!

by bojzzle April 1, 2009

Go Own HD

To physically attack ones parental units when they try to discipline them.

Own HD's mom: Im taking away your playstation for the bike helmet tickets you got, Josh!

Own HD: NO MOM!!! (starts punching her in the head)

^this is what we call to "GO Own HD" on someone

by bojzzle July 12, 2007

Carolina Faceplant

When you're doing a girl from behind, and she has her hands up against the wall. You take one of your hands and swat both of her hands out of the way and then she goes smack into the wall.

I gave ya mama the carolina faceplant the other day. Don't give me that bullshit that yo daddy hit er!

by bojzzle June 12, 2010

blonde

Lets look at these definitions here. You see, blonde people dont become stupid JUST because of their hair color. For some strange reason the vast majority of people are attracted to blondes, and then they hit on them. After a while, the guys start trying and trying and trying to seduce them by giving them gifts and crap like that, which gives the girl the idea that she can have any man she wants, so she wont have to try hard in life. Stupid people are known to have little learning experiences. When a person gets everything they want, they have few learning experiences, making them stupid. It is not because of the hair dyes, or genetics, or whatever. It is THE HUMAN SOCIETY that is spoiling our blondes, which is making them really stupid.

I would appreciate the next few definitions to add on to "Bojizzles blonde theory."

by bojzzle September 18, 2004

breastflop

another word for a dumbass

Joe: Arnold Schwarzenegger was a hippie!

Moe: What does that have to do with the article you breastflop!

by bojzzle December 31, 2006

Red Pee

What happens when girls say that they have to go pee, but really, they just need to clean out a heavy period.

Girl: "I have to go pee"

Guy: "Yellow pee or red pee?"

Girl: "Red pee..."

Guy: "oh..This is going to take a while...."

by bojzzle March 25, 2013

Who's the father

A general name for a TV show (i.e. Jerry Springer, Maury, etc.) where women fight with 2 or 3 men (and sometimes women) where there's an audience booing and constant censorship

A typical transcript of "Who's the father"

TV: Let's meet Johnny!

Audience: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Girl: What the *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp beeeep beeeeeeeeep* you mutha *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* you*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*

by bojzzle February 18, 2011