bojzzle's definitions

dig it

Like it at an extreme level

Damn I hella dig it when my bitch sucks all the jizz outta my dick when im bussin

by bojzzle September 10, 2006

AIM sex

AOL instant messenger sex. just like phone sex except your sending pics and messages.

xprosportx: I gotta jack off, man

cyco bitch23: Oh shit, youre gonna make me cum. UHHHHH!!!UHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH YEAH!!!

xprosportx: OH SHIT!!! I just fuckin jizzed all over the keyboard.

cycobitch23: me too!

by bojzzle October 8, 2004

Who's the father

A general name for a TV show (i.e. Jerry Springer, Maury, etc.) where women fight with 2 or 3 men (and sometimes women) where there's an audience booing and constant censorship

A typical transcript of "Who's the father"

TV: Let's meet Johnny!

Audience: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Girl: What the *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp beeeep beeeeeeeeep* you mutha *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* you*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*

by bojzzle February 18, 2011

Red Pee

What happens when girls say that they have to go pee, but really, they just need to clean out a heavy period.

Girl: "I have to go pee"

Guy: "Yellow pee or red pee?"

Girl: "Red pee..."

Guy: "oh..This is going to take a while...."

by bojzzle March 25, 2013

pluto

where men are from who cant get any

men are from mars, women are from venus, Joel's from pluto cuz he has a small penis

by bojzzle October 7, 2004

C-Town

Cleveland, OH. Cleveland and only cleveland has earned the right to become this city. It is not Concord coughwhitneycough and is not Cincinnati or Covina or anything like that.

Dude: "Imma go to C-Town and get me some rocks!"

Bitch: "Cool. I wanna go back to visit my boyfriend!...wait, this isnt the way to Concord!"

Dude: "Thats cuz we arent going to Concord, dumbass!"

by bojzzle December 9, 2004

Latina bitch attitude

an attitude that is often used by black girls, but is more often being used by mexican girls who think they're hard, and think they're black. They will often use that one gesture of one finger moving opposite direction of head to the side, and back and forth, whatever you call that one, and even use the n word in some instances. Example below:

Wat u tawkin shit about mah boi frend fo??!! Listen muhfukka, mah boifrend gon' kick yo ass, so you betta watch yo ass nikka! I aint feelin that shit, cuz imma woop yo ass too!

and another example...

dude: yea im a raiders fan, but im also a los angeles lakers fan

Latina bitch: nikka you either a raiders fan o u arent! mkay wat u doin wearin that los angeles buu shit!

..Latina Bitch attitude

by bojzzle January 9, 2006