magic pussy

a pussy that if you stick your dick into it, you'll never get desperate again. You'll be the most confident motherfucker on the face of the earth, and will start to accept girls for who they are, rather than what they got. Very few girls have it. Not all celebrity women have it, even some girls who aren't celebrities, but just very hot bitches have it. approximately 1/1000 jocks have gotten it, and some male celebrities.

I hit the magic pussy and bust both nuts permanently. What a mess, but it felt good tho.

by bojzzle September 01, 2004

century clubbing

where you go to a club and drink 100 shots in 100 minutes. You cant puke and cant go to the bathroom or nothin during that time.

97... cmon Joe you can do it...(gulp) 98..... cmon cmon cmon!! ... (gulp)....99 go go go go go go.... BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!*splatter noise*

CLEANUP ON AISLE 6!

by bojzzle October 08, 2004

Who's the father

A general name for a TV show (i.e. Jerry Springer, Maury, etc.) where women fight with 2 or 3 men (and sometimes women) where there's an audience booing and constant censorship

A typical transcript of "Who's the father"

TV: Let's meet Johnny!

Audience: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Girl: What the *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp beeeep beeeeeeeeep* you mutha *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* you*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*

by bojzzle February 18, 2011

Red Pee

What happens when girls say that they have to go pee, but really, they just need to clean out a heavy period.

Girl: "I have to go pee"

Guy: "Yellow pee or red pee?"

Girl: "Red pee..."

Guy: "oh..This is going to take a while...."

by bojzzle March 25, 2013

breastflop

another word for a dumbass

Joe: Arnold Schwarzenegger was a hippie!

Moe: What does that have to do with the article you breastflop!

by bojzzle December 31, 2006

yogurt rasins

a white person who wants to be black

some people think that Eminem is a yogurt rasin, but those who say that are profoundly retarded.

by bojzzle June 26, 2004

AIM sex

AOL instant messenger sex. just like phone sex except your sending pics and messages.

xprosportx: I gotta jack off, man

cyco bitch23: Oh shit, youre gonna make me cum. UHHHHH!!!UHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH YEAH!!!

xprosportx: OH SHIT!!! I just fuckin jizzed all over the keyboard.

cycobitch23: me too!

by bojzzle October 08, 2004