afro nipples

Really hairy nipples. They don't necessarily have to be afro-like, but it's just sounds funnier like that.

It really hurts when you get a titty-twister and you have afro nipples.

by bobertdude May 22, 2007

ketchup

a bad cook's best friend. made from magical ingredients, it has the ability to make even the most repulsive food at least bearable.

every time i burn pancakes i throw some ketchup on them and people always eat them.

by bobertdude January 27, 2009

shake

weed crumbs. some dealers try to sell it by calling it "pre-grinded", but don't fall for that bullshit. buying shake is like buying a bag of dorrito crumbs. wouldn't you prefer regular dorritos?

shake sucks because it's usually dry and flakey. buy healthy nugs.

by bobertdude December 18, 2009

grape

the most despised flavor of any candy

every time i buy a bag of skittles, half of the stuff inside is grape flavor......

yuck

by bobertdude February 03, 2008

Spaniard

if you met my mother you'd think spaniards to be the crassest, meanest people in the world. if you met me you'd think spaniards were the coolest people ever.

one common misconception of people from spain is that they look like mexicans.

"Spaniard" is not pronounced "Spain-yerd".

by bobertdude January 27, 2009

time creep

the tendency for time to creep up. happens most prominently when one has a deadline coming up.

i went through major time creep a few days ago with my research paper.

by bobertdude January 25, 2009