Spaniard

if you met my mother you'd think spaniards to be the crassest, meanest people in the world. if you met me you'd think spaniards were the coolest people ever.

one common misconception of people from spain is that they look like mexicans.

"Spaniard" is not pronounced "Spain-yerd".

by bobertdude January 26, 2009

mexploitation

a new breed of media designed to appeal to people of mexican decent. like blaxploitation, except for mexicans.

ie- i thought this term up.

handy mandy, the mexican bob the builder ripoff on disney, is the only example of mexploitation that comes to mind right now

by bobertdude December 29, 2007

cuss out

when somebody screams a long string of cuss words at another in the hopes of insulting them. this is a tactic used by dolts lacking the vocabulary to actually belt out a witty insult.

example for "cuss out":
"FUCK OFF, YOU NASTY MOTHER-FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT! GO SUCK A FUCKING COCK, YOU PILE OF CRAP! YOU'RE SUCH A.....",etc. is an example of cussing out.

by bobertdude December 05, 2007

afro nipples

Really hairy nipples. They don't necessarily have to be afro-like, but it's just sounds funnier like that.

It really hurts when you get a titty-twister and you have afro nipples.

by bobertdude June 09, 2007

aflac

What this duck says in a commercial. Also used in social situations when somebody says something embarrassing or socially awkward and you want to break the silence.

(A group of people are chatting)
Dave: Did any of you ever know that I have three testicles?
Rest of group: ............
(Long awkward pause)
You: AFLAC!!!!!!!!!!

by bobertdude September 22, 2007

pedomalodoritis

having smelly feet

at the end of a long hard day of hiking through the rainforest and wading through the amazon i took off my shoes and realized i had a particularly awful case of pedomalodoritis.

by bobertdude May 09, 2011

ribs

Food composed of 43.2% bone, 56.4% "BBQ" sauce and 0.4% meat.

Is known for being gross, unhealthy, and incredibly messy.

I wouldn't be eating these dumb ribs right now if I had something better to eat.

by bobertdude March 06, 2009