Definitions by bobertdude

Spaniard 

if you met my mother you'd think spaniards to be the crassest, meanest people in the world. if you met me you'd think spaniards were the coolest people ever.

one common misconception of people from spain is that they look like mexicans.

"Spaniard" is not pronounced "Spain-yerd".

Spaniard by bobertdude January 26, 2009

time creep 

the tendency for time to creep up. happens most prominently when one has a deadline coming up.

i went through major time creep a few days ago with my research paper.

time creep by bobertdude January 25, 2009

tomato soup 

a big bowl of warm ketchup. yum!

i love my grandma, but i hated it when she made me eat tomato soup.

tomato soup by bobertdude June 30, 2008

grape 

the most despised flavor of any candy

every time i buy a bag of skittles, half of the stuff inside is grape flavor......

yuck

grape by bobertdude February 3, 2008

english 

the most expressive language on the face of the earth. although widely insulted for it's strange spelling and grammar, no other major language on earth can convey ideas as precisely or as diversely as the english language. This is largely because of the huge amount of words that make up the english language, which dwarfs the vocabularies of other languages by comparison.

it's name is derived from the anglo-saxons.
anglo-saxon--->anglish--->english

as a kid i grew up speaking spanish. thankfully, i learned english and now i only speak spanish when i have no other choice.

english by bobertdude December 30, 2007

mexploitation 

a new breed of media designed to appeal to people of mexican decent. like blaxploitation, except for mexicans.

ie- i thought this term up.

handy mandy, the mexican bob the builder ripoff on disney, is the only example of mexploitation that comes to mind right now

mexploitation by bobertdude December 29, 2007

cuss out 

when somebody screams a long string of cuss words at another in the hopes of insulting them. this is a tactic used by dolts lacking the vocabulary to actually belt out a witty insult.

example for "cuss out":
"FUCK OFF, YOU NASTY MOTHER-FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT! GO SUCK A FUCKING COCK, YOU PILE OF CRAP! YOU'RE SUCH A.....",etc. is an example of cussing out.

cuss out by bobertdude December 5, 2007