bobertdude's definitions

Spaniard

if you met my mother you'd think spaniards to be the crassest, meanest people in the world. if you met me you'd think spaniards were the coolest people ever.

one common misconception of people from spain is that they look like mexicans.

"Spaniard" is not pronounced "Spain-yerd".

by bobertdude January 26, 2009

pop fluff

Light, stale and meaningless pop music

"Stars Are Blind"; Paris Hilton's new album is a perfect example of pop fluff.

by bobertdude July 27, 2007

common cold

what i have right now

wow, the common cold sucks balls

by bobertdude October 8, 2007

shake

weed crumbs. some dealers try to sell it by calling it "pre-grinded", but don't fall for that bullshit. buying shake is like buying a bag of dorrito crumbs. wouldn't you prefer regular dorritos?

shake sucks because it's usually dry and flakey. buy healthy nugs.

by bobertdude December 18, 2009

ketchup

a bad cook's best friend. made from magical ingredients, it has the ability to make even the most repulsive food at least bearable.

every time i burn pancakes i throw some ketchup on them and people always eat them.

by bobertdude January 26, 2009

tomato soup

a big bowl of warm ketchup. yum!

i love my grandma, but i hated it when she made me eat tomato soup.

by bobertdude June 30, 2008

washington mutual

a bank that lies about free checking.

don't go to washington mutual. they charge you five bucks whenever you cash checks.

by bobertdude March 3, 2009