bobby de niro's definitions

mum

The way Europeans/Australians call their mother instead of "mom"

I rather call my mom "mommy" then "mummy" because my mother isn't a corpse wrapped in bandages.

by Bobby De Niro August 4, 2004

RAT

Remote Access Trojan.
It's worse then a virus, trojan, and worm. It's called the Black Orifice created by the Cult of the Dead Cow. You can find out if you have this by searching for ".RAT" using advanced search options on your computer. If you have it, your screwed because now you don't have your computer...your borrowing it.

Say hi to the hacker that's watching you that gave you the RAT.

by Bobby De Niro August 5, 2004

red x

When an image is lost, errored, or broken.

When I clicked the thumbnail, it came up as a red x.

by Bobby De Niro January 6, 2005

jamster

Most retarded commercials ever in the history of television.

The annoying ass frog shall forever haunt me in my dreams.

by Bobby De Niro January 20, 2005

flat ass

An ass that is flat,noncurvaceous. Common among Asians.

Look at that flat ass! There's no meat in there!

by Bobby De Niro January 11, 2006

co

Short term in the military for Commanding Officer.

Where can I find a CO?

by Bobby De Niro August 4, 2004

turntable

Machine with a rotating center used by DJ's to play, scratch, and mix music. There are now CD turntables, so Vinyl is not the only one.

Check out the Pioneer CDJ-1000 CD turntable, it is the step to future DJing.

by Bobby De Niro November 2, 2004