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Milly Thompson

A character from Trigun that is a lot smarter than most people give her credit for. She is also very hot.

Milly Thompson once punched Vash the Stampede in the face

by bob882 July 6, 2004

gentlemen behold

What the character Dr. Weird from the Adult Swim TV show Aqua Teen Hunger Force says at the beginning of each episode, even though he is usually only talking to his assistant, Steve.

Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, Behold!!

Dr. Weird: I have created... this thing!

by Bob882 August 22, 2004

the bomb

Something that is often set people up.

What happen?

Somebody set us up the bomb!

by Bob882 August 28, 2004

AOL

A really crappy ISP. This 'lawyer' who is trying to sue urbandictionary is just a stupid idiot who doesn't realize that this is a site where anyone can post their definition, and a lawsuit against it would abridge free speech.

Read the first amendment, you bozo!

by Bob882 August 28, 2004

paradox-absorbing crumple zones

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

by Bob882 December 20, 2004

SG 13

The Stargate team on Stargate SG - 1 that's always offworld.

Siler: Sir, incoming wormhole, and SG 13 isn't due to return for another 7 hours!

Hammond: You said that last week and they're not back yet

by Bob882 November 17, 2004

ovid

An acient Roman poet who wrote the Metamorphoses, a famous epic poem. He was exiled from the Roman empire, and he lived out the rest of his life in isolation. Ovid's Metamorphoses was a major inspiration for the works of William Shakespeare.

Ovid was one of the greater poets of the classical Roman era.

by Bob882 August 26, 2004