bob882's definitions

AOL

A really crappy ISP. This 'lawyer' who is trying to sue urbandictionary is just a stupid idiot who doesn't realize that this is a site where anyone can post their definition, and a lawsuit against it would abridge free speech.

Read the first amendment, you bozo!

by Bob882 August 28, 2004

kagome

A whiny bitch who always says the obvious and gets in the way of Inuyasha and Kikyo.

Kagome needs to be rammed through the skull with her own arrow.

by Bob882 October 7, 2004

eargarrete

A ciggarette that you put in your ear instead of your mouth. Originates from Dilbert.

Dilbert: Time for an eargarrete break.

Wally: Ear mint?

by Bob882 August 27, 2005

tetherball'd

An unused death in Teeny Tiny Girl Squad.

Apparently, to be killed by a tetherball.

You got tetherball'd!

by Bob882 November 15, 2004

Lhasa Apso

A breed of dog from Tibet. It is very cute and fluffy. It used to guard the monasteries and the Dalai Lama.

My dog is a Lhasa Apso, and she has lots of hair.

by bob882 July 6, 2004

behatted

The state of wearing a hat.

Come on up, you, the behatted one.

by Bob882 November 24, 2004

dorkenstein

The dorkiest person alive. Avoid at all costs, or you might be contamined with his incurable dorkiness.

Oh, no! It's Dorkenstien! Head for the hills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He'll dorkify us all!!

by bob882 July 5, 2004