bob smith's definitions

anal child

a man having the baby of another man via his anus.

john had bobby's anal child after a night of wild homo sex

by bob smith May 13, 2005

CREPE

1) A common misspellation of crap.
2) A baked thin thing, like a waffle, that you put sugar on.

1) Person 1: Man, I gotta take a CREPE!
Person 2: Don't you mean CRAP?
Person 1: Oh, yeah...
Person 2: *Bitch slaps Person 1 for being an idiot*
2) Person 1: I just love Crepes with sugar for breakfast!
Person 2: Man, you SICK fuck!
Person 1: *Bitch slaps Person 1 for being an idiot whose head is still in the 5th grade toilet*

by Bob Smith February 25, 2005

Dazya

Hax0rd. Often seen around forums trying to 'pwn' servers. Has the tendency to say 'I own you'. DazYa severely lacks in a social life and intelligence.

I will get DazYa to pwn your servers.

by Bob Smith January 1, 2005

edryk

A nerd, a really intilligent person, a braniac

Albert Einstein was an edryk.

by Bob Smith April 13, 2005

JP Stone

Giant Whales Vagina with VD and a erectile disfunction

Pat Donnelly ate out JP Stone

by Bob Smith April 5, 2005

Jakob Math

The unkown act of incorrectly adding numbers or rules, to your advantage.

Usually related to Role PLaying Games.

Bob finds three rules for his RPG, all of which add +2 to a skill for his Character. Bob is very happy with his new found power.
However, he failed to read that more than one of these rules cannot be given to a singal character.

4+4=16

by Bob Smith February 13, 2004

Cake

A common misspellation of "Caek."
See "caek."

Person 1: Hey, I want some Cake!
Person 2: Don't you mean Caek?
Person 1: Oh, yeah...
Person 2: *Bitch slaps Person 1 for being an idiot*

by Bob Smith February 25, 2005