bob dole's definitions

penis

Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill

My friend Garrett lacks a penis.

by Bob Dole September 8, 2003

spam

wounderful pork beef hotdog and cat meat by product

dude its spam

by bob dole February 10, 2003

dildoface

A face resembling that of a dildo or sex toy; cockface. Usually negative.

That teacher who failed me is such a dildoface.

by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

fatshit

a fat person with tits and can't find there private parts.

Greg poulos went to fat camp but he is still a fat shit

by bob dole August 17, 2003

wii

The new name of the Nintendo Revolution, supposedly created to show the togetherness of the system, and how it overpasses the gamer stereotype.

Ironically enough, it appears that the easiest part of making a system is where nintendo messed this one up, despite the fact that they seem to have messed up other things as well.

they claim it is "We" but offer no explanation as to why they didn't simply name it "we".

Nintendo fan boys will claim that names such as the Gameboy were revolutionary too, but at least 'Game' and 'Boy' are, in fact, words.

"Wii: as in We" - Nintendo

by Bob Dole May 11, 2006

wickers

1.cooler than cool.
2.whats up
3.im extremely bored

"Wickers" "W3rd"

by Bob Dole October 10, 2003

Swoll

Means a large person, aka fatbody.

Holy shit, look at that swoll! She must of just ate 20 twinkies.

by bob dole December 10, 2003