bob's definitions

mongoose

A ferocious beastly animal who wanders the jungles and riverbanks in search of inferior animals to devour.

Dude that Mongoose ate my dog.

by Bob July 24, 2003

The shits

When you got diarrhea, or liquidy crap about to spew uncontrollably.

"I got a bad case of the shits!

by Bob October 10, 2004

trendy

someone who persists in following the present fashion also known as sheep. many are gay and have no friends. a trendy is easy to spot as they have blue faces cos thier tight trousers stop them from breathing and thier turn ups are so huge you can do your washing in them. trendies or townies commonly hang around in shops like the body shop and have a queer laugh like uh huh huh huhuhuhuhuuhugh.

trendies are unmissable. they all dress the same and the odds are low that you wont see at least 5 thousand on your way home

by bob December 1, 2003

jabip

(n) A way to mock someone without them understanding

Jabip! (Points at someone)

by Bob February 3, 2005

boger

joes word means fag

will is a boger

by bob April 19, 2004

Mud Pie

When you crap in your pants, then remove them. You proceed to tell your loved one to close their eyes. Then you proceed to slap her in the face with the excrement ladened under garments.

I gave your mom a mud pie.

by Bob February 20, 2005

nu metal

A made up genre from people you just cant except that slipknot and mudvayne are metal.

fag 1:You idiot thats not nu metal! Its nu grincore metal. fag 2: NO its thrash nu grindcore metal.
Just leave it as metal from no on cause basically its all the same

by bob February 27, 2005