bob's definitions

Santinian

Ancient race of nappy haired robots, sent to this planet to keep Mary, the ancient intergalactic werewolf, from hatching her eggs via a native eggsack. Santinians can be identified by their frizzy nappy hair, stilted speech patterns, and inability to leave the lunch table without permission.

Mike is the leader of the Santinians here on Earth.

by Bob September 22, 2004

MarkShark

I agree with the above definition

Mark, you are such a wog!

by Bob October 22, 2004

Varda

A big breasted Goddess of Light, often seen playing poker and yelling at things.

by Bob March 22, 2003

chode

A mini beer. small bottle.

the mini heinikens

by Bob October 7, 2003

hob nob

an anus so heavily bespangled by winettry that it takes on the appearence of the much loved family biscuit

once i forgot to wipe and got a bastard hob nob

by bob June 5, 2003

oosh magoogie

1. Basically, karate chopping (except from down to up, as opposed from up to down) right on the ass crack.

David ran up and gave Drew an oosh magoogie when Drew had his back turned.

by Bob April 22, 2005

grow up, honestly

grow up, honestly, and leave now

Stop listening to gangsta rap and grow up, honestly

by Bob December 3, 2004