bob's definitions

The Diarrhea Song

A song sung by young people discribing the fast effect of diarrhea comming out your asshole.

For example:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

When you feel something slide
And you just ate soeme pie:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

When you're playing with your monkey
And you feel something funky:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

by Bob October 10, 2004

llama cheese

cheese of the llama
a llamas cheese
you

by bob November 25, 2002

rock the fuck out

To play musical instruments in such a way that it will make others want to rock out to an extreme degree. In general, the essence of rocking the fuck out lies in laying down a solid drum beat at high volume.

The band thought the basketball game was boring, until Bob and Joe picked up their drums and started to rock the fuck out at halftime.

by bob April 1, 2005

burn

Something you do to witches.

We found a witch, may be burn her?

by Bob March 2, 2004

fine

fine: fucked up, insecure, neurotic, egotistical

that idiot sure is fine!

by bob February 25, 2005

red sox

A team habitually 2-4 games behind the yankees- an amazing feat, actually, since they don't own half the US and pay those who warm the pine 5 million a season, like the Evil Empire.

guy#1-"hey look- the yankees lost 500 million in the stock market!"
guy#2-"It's ok- they've got billions more!"

by Bob September 29, 2003

mantle

Mantle is a Geek who lives in extreme danger to get crushed by a red Porsche Turbo when not completing his programming tasks.

Also a oldschool quakeworld gamer.

Person at a garage, towards mechanic: Damn, i've got Mantle all over my Windshield. Go clean it, dumbass!

by bob April 27, 2004