boB's definitions

Astral

Cute, sweet female who is occasionally overcome by bursts of anger which make everyone in a 10 mile radius spontaneously combust.

Astral hugged the cute kitty and cute puppy... then pushed S. down the stairs!

by Bob July 14, 2003

bellend

A nickname for someone with the surname bell.
An annoying sickly child.

Man that bell is such a bellend.
>>Bellend coughs rolls over and dies of a chest infection<<

by Bob March 21, 2005

tps reports

Most commonly known to the average worker as a Totally Pointless Stuff Report, management views these as

Sending a list of completed goals to your management because they are too lazy to read a standard status report to get updates.

by BoB December 23, 2003

Big toe

The toe that has a nerve connected directly to a man's dick. Tug on this a little during fun reverse cowgirl and it creates an extra special sensation for him.

This little piggy went to... oh you liked that!

by BOB November 15, 2004

Gauntlet Legends

The best 4 play, arcade RPG ever. If you disagree, i will hurt you.

After the movie, the cool kids went to playing Gauntlet Legends in the arcade room.

by Bob June 3, 2004

De-Profundis

I Will have babies of: WOT, Cassed, radiosityg, etc.
(but is particularly partial to Cassed..ooOOoh daddy)

is commonly found running naked through desert

by bob December 3, 2004

sloppy lilipad

Is when you have a blowout on a lilipad.

Holy Shit I just made that lilipad a sloppy lilipad

by bob March 15, 2003