Definitions by bluestinger66
zaybxcwdveuftgshriqjpkolnmmnlokpjqirhsgtfuevdwcxbyaz
When you try typing out the alphabet twice in one time, one way being backwards and the other way being forwards - they “cross each other.”
Guy 1: You won’t believe what I’ve just made up.
Guy 2: What have you done already?
Guy 1 (types zaybxcwdveuftgshriqjpkolnmmnlokpjqirhsgtfuevdwcxbyaz on keyboard)
Guy 2: Wow, you sure are an alphabet master!
Guy 2: What have you done already?
Guy 1 (types zaybxcwdveuftgshriqjpkolnmmnlokpjqirhsgtfuevdwcxbyaz on keyboard)
Guy 2: Wow, you sure are an alphabet master!
zaybxcwdveuftgshriqjpkolnmmnlokpjqirhsgtfuevdwcxbyaz by bluestinger66 August 23, 2022
Geronimo Stilton
My name is Stilton. Geronimo Stilton. I run the most popular newspaper on Mouse Island. It’s called The Rodents’ Gazette.
Geronimo Stilton by bluestinger66 August 22, 2022
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
It’s supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,
even though the sound of it is something quite attrocious.
If you say it loud enough, you’ll always sound precocious,
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
even though the sound of it is something quite attrocious.
If you say it loud enough, you’ll always sound precocious,
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious by bluestinger66 August 21, 2022
IPMATC
The six phases of cell division - interphase, prophase, metaphase, anaphase, telophase and cytokinesis
Teacher: Does anyone of you know a way how to remember the six phases of cell division?
Little kid: I ... pee mat ... see?
Teacher: Who are you? And how did you know IPMATC is exactly the acronym I wanted to hear?
Little kid: Look!
Teacher: Oh ...
Me: Ugh ... you really did pee on that mat, huh?
Little kid: I ... pee mat ... see?
Teacher: Who are you? And how did you know IPMATC is exactly the acronym I wanted to hear?
Little kid: Look!
Teacher: Oh ...
Me: Ugh ... you really did pee on that mat, huh?
IPMATC by bluestinger66 August 19, 2022
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When you don’t know what to do while you’re waiting for your teacher to enter the classroom, you type the numbers, the whole alphabet, and finally the symbols on the US International keyboard plus some additional symbols.
Susan: Do you have your homework done?
Charles: Yes, and now I don’t have anything to do.
Susan: Then open your laptop and type something into Google’s search engine!
Charles’s fingers: 1234567890abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz~`!¡¹@²#³$¤£%€^ & * (‘)’-_¥=+×÷{«}»;:¶°'"´¨\|¬¦,<.>/?¿µ§ˇ˘˛˙˝¸©®™‰
Susan: What’re you doing? Google can’t look up such a long word, even if there are lots of symbols in there! Try looking up, for example, abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcbamnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq. No, let’s make it shorter: acegikmoqsuwybdfhjlnprtvxz.
Charles: Okay, I’ll look up something like ... um ... zmynxbwvvcuxtzslrkqjphognfmdlskajpiohigufyetdrcebwaq.
Charles: Yes, and now I don’t have anything to do.
Susan: Then open your laptop and type something into Google’s search engine!
Charles’s fingers: 1234567890abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz~`!¡¹@²#³$¤£%€^ & * (‘)’-_¥=+×÷{«}»;:¶°'"´¨\|¬¦,<.>/?¿µ§ˇ˘˛˙˝¸©®™‰
Susan: What’re you doing? Google can’t look up such a long word, even if there are lots of symbols in there! Try looking up, for example, abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcbamnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq. No, let’s make it shorter: acegikmoqsuwybdfhjlnprtvxz.
Charles: Okay, I’ll look up something like ... um ... zmynxbwvvcuxtzslrkqjphognfmdlskajpiohigufyetdrcebwaq.
qowoeorotoyouoiooopoaosodofogohojokolozoxocovobonomo
It happens when you’re so bored and you’ve typed every alphabet or keyboard pattern you could think of, you think of a new thing.
Hey, I just made up a word. Do you know what it is? Qowoeorotoyouoiooopoaosodofogohojokolozoxocovobonomo.
qowoeorotoyouoiooopoaosodofogohojokolozoxocovobonomo by bluestinger66 August 13, 2022