99 definitions by blue cawdrey

Mouse Jockey

Computing, IT. Person of limited training employed to perform simple computer related tasks.

Don't give Bob full access to the system he is only a mouse jockey.

by blue cawdrey November 19, 2004

squady

Low ranking member of the British army, equivilent to the American word grunt.

Lock up your daughters, the squaddies are in town tognight!

by blue cawdrey November 21, 2004

spamhause

Used to describe a coalition of spammers working as group to waste internet bandwith and provide a endless source of shite by email to human beings using the Internet.

Block that fukin' IP range quick, it's being used by a spamhause.

by blue cawdrey November 19, 2004

wings

Though of little or no use aerodynamically, sometimes female sanitary products are advertised as having 'wings'.

Tracy: Shar' have you tried those new towels with the wing's

Sharon: Yeh, never again tho', I opened the package and they all flew out, took me forever to catch one!

by blue cawdrey November 23, 2004

let one rip

Let one rip, yet another way to say fart.

Jimbo let one rip this time he followed through, as he waddled away he thought 'It's about time I cleaned out that fridge'.

by blue cawdrey November 21, 2004

pound to a pinch of shit

UK: A pretty good bet that something is going to happen.

Pound = UK money.

I'll bet you a pound to a pinch of shit that its raining when we get back of holiday.

by blue cawdrey November 23, 2004

Cow Egg

UK: In Britain milk can be delivered to the doorstep in glass bottles. These are sometimes called cow eggs.

The milkmans here, go get a cow egg so we can have a brew.

by blue cawdrey November 20, 2004