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slamhouse 

-verb
To subject a partner, usually female, to rough and largely self-satisfying sexual activity. Commonly used in Northeast Ohio, and especially Washington, DC.

"Dude, I slamhoused Jillian last night."
slamhouse by TheDudes44107 May 30, 2008

spamhammer 

The dick. The cock. The schlong. The John Thomas (etc).
My girl was aching for a spamhammer beat-down.
spamhammer by The Spamhammer March 13, 2010

slamhouse 

a female who looooves the cock
she's a litle slamhouse
slamhouse by Bravo2p January 15, 2007

SPAMHAUL 

A rejected decaying space on the website "the spriters resource," run by a narcisstic camera whore and his buttbuddy.
Spamhaul is horrible, but not as bad as 4chan.
SPAMHAUL by Rikchog December 1, 2009

alabama slamhouse 

The art of placing thou testicles on a toilet seat and the proceeding to slam the cover onto the balls as hard as humanly possible.
Hey Matt if you don't knock it off I'm going to give you an Alabama slamhouse.

Texaco slamhouse 

In a small apartment where the bedrooms are closely adjacent to the kitchen and bathroom, you must shit over a kitchen trashcan into a Tupperware container while your roommates are home, using only an open umbrella laid on the floor to block their view of the slamhouse. Freezing the dump after the Texaco slamhouse is highly recommended. Cheers to disgust!
My roommates were completely unaware of my Texaco slamhouse till they saw a Tupperware container labeled peter North's dump in the freezer.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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