12 definitions by blogger_08
One of Eminem's most famous songs, which is strange because it's not one of his best songs at all, compared to other ones like Lose Yourself and Mockingbird. If you're looking for a really good song by Slim Shady to download, I recommend: Mockingbird, Lose Yourself, The Way I Am, or When I'm Gone.
by blogger_08 February 11, 2006
One of the best inventions ever. For you dimwits who've been living under a rock for the past 10 years, a cell phone is a miniature phone that you can carry around with you, and features text messaging, a shorter version of email. As I was saying, an awesome invention. I don't kno wut i'd do w/out mine...
by blogger_08 January 17, 2006
Goin to a mall and blowin all ur money on everythin u can get ur hands on... Especially the essentials like clothes, jewelry, and makeup.
Girl: I won a $2,000 shopping spree at TNA! I'm headin there rite now, wanna come?
Friend: Hell, ya! Let's move.
Friend: Hell, ya! Let's move.
by blogger_08 January 17, 2006
A fuckin whore who thinks that any stripper with a lot of money can make it in the music industry. Well, Britney, guess wut? Your fuckin WRONG!!! Any fans of hers have surely been hypnotized, because any self-respecting music fan wouldn't give her songs a chance.
Little kid: "Britney Spears is my idol!"
Mother: "What have you been smokin'? Go listen to some proper music!"
Mother: "What have you been smokin'? Go listen to some proper music!"
by blogger_08 January 16, 2006
The judge on American Idol who makes the show worth watching. He always breaks it to the contestants who can't sing that they suck, and always has something extremely critical to say. He's why the show's such a success; his critiques are actually pretty funny when u think about it.
In Season 5, after giving an (overweight) woman a golden ticket, Simon Cowell remarked "I hope they made the stage bigger this year." At first, this might seem really harsh. But when you think about it, he's actually really funny!
by blogger_08 January 19, 2006