Definitions by bling bling

freakoff 

evry crappy bad word u could think of when describin someone!!!

crap!!! that guy is like a freakoff!!

freakoff by bling bling May 13, 2005

lowjack 

To have something taken from you by smooth talking or strong convincing. Not as violent or non-participatory as being High-jacked, being lowjacked involves ones own insecure or gullible nature.

"He lowjacked me out of my bling by flattery and making me feel uncomfortable that he didn't have any!"

lowjack by bling bling March 7, 2005

Merton 

Some quag....................

What a merton... quag.

Merton by Bling Bling January 10, 2005

Toss Your Salad 

when u spread your ass cheeks and someone licks ur bum-hole

I dont want to toss your salad.
Do you want your salad tossed?

Toss Your Salad by bling bling October 14, 2003

Pegina 

penis/vagina

She has a pegina.

Pegina by bling bling October 14, 2003

cock herder 

A manwhore who has an insatiable appetite for the male genetalia. A man who herds cock through man on man sexual conquests.

After many trials and tribulations Troy became a master cock herder

cock herder by Bling Bling July 1, 2003

Gopher 

A small creature who lives in holes; the holes vary due to stuff!; to do somfing;

I'm gonna gopher me up some chicken!
Please god don't let the gophers hurt me!

Gopher by Bling BLing April 25, 2003