Definitions by blake

ploonk

The noise the golf ball makes when it goes in the hole

Did the ball go in?
yeah, I heard it make that sweet ploonking noise

ploonk by Blake November 11, 2002

schwizz 

The noise shrapnel makes when it flys over your head

He knew the explosion was close because he heard the metal schwizz by.

schwizz by Blake November 11, 2002

Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.

God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn

Buttcrack of dawn by Blake November 11, 2002

smashed my kiwi's 

when you jam your balls masturbating

AHHHHH, i just smashed my kiwi's

smashed my kiwi's by Blake November 11, 2002

hairy milk dud 

When you smear you hairy greasy ass cheeks against a window with your cheeks spread to reveal your slimy hole.

Hey there's you dad, show'em your hairy milk dud.

hairy milk dud by Blake November 11, 2002

mash

Someone who smokes and who's mouth tastes like an ashtray

Don't kiss him he's mash.

mash by Blake November 11, 2002