Urban Dictionary: Definitions by blake

schwizz

The noise shrapnel makes when it flys over your head

He knew the explosion was close because he heard the metal schwizz by.

schwizz by Blake November 11, 2002

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.

God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn

AHHHHH, i just smashed my kiwi's

Someone who smokes and who's mouth tastes like an ashtray

Don't kiss him he's mash.

mash by Blake November 11, 2002

When you smear you hairy greasy ass cheeks against a window with your cheeks spread to reveal your slimy hole.

Hey there's you dad, show'em your hairy milk dud.

hairy milk dud by Blake November 11, 2002