blaine's definitions

defaggotize

to make something not gay

Hey man, my blog is being gay!
I better defaggotize it.

by Blaine November 29, 2003

crabby patty

the burgers that sponge bob makes at the crusty crab.

hey, sponge bob! where's my crabby patty?

by blaine July 15, 2003

spackle

Wet and runny shit being forced out of your ass by many machine gun-like farts, spotting the entire inner part of the toilet bowl...walls and all.

(1) "Dude I have to shit bad, I think i'm going to spackle!!!"
(2) "I'll let you take a shit in my toilet
only if you don't spackle."

by Blaine January 5, 2005

rotoschlorp

When you impale someone's severed head on your erect cock, and spin it. This is also known as beetlejuicing.

Beetle Juice! Beetle Juice! BEETLE JUIIIIICE!

by Blaine April 4, 2003

dong-honker

1) General term for one who is stupid and lazy. Alternately, one who sits around honking his dick all day.

Slacking off again? Christ you are such a dong-honker!

by Blaine April 3, 2003

konstantine

A girl that a guy would do anything in the whole world just to see her smile.
A girl that could mean one guys whole life, and one of his true loves.
A girl that a guy cant even begin to describe because he has so many feelings for her.

"but I'm slipping in between
You and your big dreams
It's always you
In my big dreams"

"and if i hurt you
then im sorry
please dont think that this was easy"

"my konstantine came walking down the stairs
and all that i could do was touch her long blonde hair"

"this is because i can spell confusion with a 'K'
and i can like it"

"this is to a girl
who got into my head
with all these fucked up things i did
hey
maybe
baby you could keep me up in bed
my konstanine "

by Blaine January 2, 2005

Fucked Crazy

When the sex is so good after the first time you start stalking, making weeding plans, thinking about a future, cooking meals etc.

Girl I got fucked crazy, now I'm out here picking out a wedding dress.

by Blaine November 4, 2021