I had to glork what my manager was saying when he told me to "stop fjording around and get to workies", but i could only speculate what he was trying to get at.
by Blaine April 08, 2004
by Blaine January 05, 2005
A much cooler referance to use on any man in the place of the word/s:dude,bro,brothah,man etc...
-something to call a friend-
-something to call a friend-
(1)"Yo what's up G-FUNK TWIZZLE, you crusin' over later for poker?"
(2)"Long time no see my G-FUNK TWIZZLE, how's the wife and kids?"
(2)"Long time no see my G-FUNK TWIZZLE, how's the wife and kids?"
by Blaine January 05, 2005
a word used at the end of almost every sentence by anyone with a song in their heart. can also be used to express almost any feeling imaginable, so people can read your minds easily.
Fear- "Oh no! a hungry pack of flaming aligators!DERP!"
Surprise- "Ninja stars were just teleported into my intestines!DERP!"
Recovery from bad joke- "So he said 'what wife!'......a-DERP!" (rolling laughter)
Surprise- "Ninja stars were just teleported into my intestines!DERP!"
Recovery from bad joke- "So he said 'what wife!'......a-DERP!" (rolling laughter)
by Blaine December 25, 2003
1) An alternate to 'motherfucker' to the impersonal; more accurately directed at inanimate objects and situations, whereas motherfucker is generally reserved for person-to-person communications.
2) A dire situation or circumstance.
3) Short for 'the mother of all bitches'.
2) A dire situation or circumstance.
3) Short for 'the mother of all bitches'.
God that test was a MOTHER-BITCH!
Mother-bitch! It's raining AGAIN.
Hand me the bat, Johnny. I'm going to teach that motherbitch a lesson he'll never forget.
Mother-bitch! It's raining AGAIN.
Hand me the bat, Johnny. I'm going to teach that motherbitch a lesson he'll never forget.
by Blaine April 04, 2003
A girl that a guy would do anything in the whole world just to see her smile.
A girl that could mean one guys whole life, and one of his true loves.
A girl that a guy cant even begin to describe because he has so many feelings for her.
A girl that could mean one guys whole life, and one of his true loves.
A girl that a guy cant even begin to describe because he has so many feelings for her.
"but I'm slipping in between
You and your big dreams
It's always you
In my big dreams"
"and if i hurt you
then im sorry
please dont think that this was easy"
"my konstantine came walking down the stairs
and all that i could do was touch her long blonde hair"
"this is because i can spell confusion with a 'K'
and i can like it"
"this is to a girl
who got into my head
with all these fucked up things i did
hey
maybe
baby you could keep me up in bed
my konstanine "
You and your big dreams
It's always you
In my big dreams"
"and if i hurt you
then im sorry
please dont think that this was easy"
"my konstantine came walking down the stairs
and all that i could do was touch her long blonde hair"
"this is because i can spell confusion with a 'K'
and i can like it"
"this is to a girl
who got into my head
with all these fucked up things i did
hey
maybe
baby you could keep me up in bed
my konstanine "
by Blaine January 02, 2005
Wet and runny shit being forced out of your ass by many machine gun-like farts, spotting the entire inner part of the toilet bowl...walls and all.
(1) "Dude I have to shit bad, I think i'm going to spackle!!!"
(2) "I'll let you take a shit in my toilet
only if you don't spackle."
(2) "I'll let you take a shit in my toilet
only if you don't spackle."
by Blaine January 05, 2005