dong-honker

1) General term for one who is stupid and lazy. Alternately, one who sits around honking his dick all day.
Slacking off again? Christ you are such a dong-honker!
by Blaine April 04, 2003
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defaggotize

Hey man, my blog is being gay!
I better defaggotize it.
by Blaine November 29, 2003
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hooters

What you say instead of "shotgun" in order to call the front passenger seat.
(Badonk is the back of the car)
Hooters! That means you get the badonk bud.
by Blaine March 10, 2004
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bitchrape

1) The act of giving a total and complete dominating performance at the expense of someone else, as if you were to rape them like a little bitch.

2 (bitchraped) To get totally owned or annihilated in some form or fashion.
Haw haw, you got bitchraped!

Oh crap, Stone Cold is going to bitchrape Booker T.
by Blaine April 04, 2003
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dickape

1) An exceptionally beligerent cocksucker who shares traits with an angry primate, and needs badly to be shut down.
2) Someone with a mighty hankering for a big juicy slab of wang.
GOD, you're such a dickape!

Get off my nuts, dickape.

I can't stand it when you get yourself all worked up over nothing, you stupid dickape!
by Blaine April 04, 2003
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DERP

a word used at the end of almost every sentence by anyone with a song in their heart. can also be used to express almost any feeling imaginable, so people can read your minds easily.
Fear- "Oh no! a hungry pack of flaming aligators!DERP!"
Surprise- "Ninja stars were just teleported into my intestines!DERP!"
Recovery from bad joke- "So he said 'what wife!'......a-DERP!" (rolling laughter)
by Blaine December 25, 2003
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defenestration

v. The act of throwing something or SOMEONE out of a window.
on witnessing the disposal of a cigarette from the window of a moving car: "That was a heinous act of defenestration!"
by Blaine September 06, 2003
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