Cock Pox

An amusing slang term for any of a number of venereal diseases. While the word is most commonly used in reference to gonorrhea and chlamydia, it can describe any STD other than HIV/AIDS. Also known as knob rot, crotch rot, and galloping knob rot. Extreme cases may be classified as Rampant Galloping Cock Rot.
That dirty ho gave me the cock pox!
by Blackwolf Morrow July 25, 2005
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The Federal Hotel

A belittling term for prison, often used by someone who has been there.
Man, we get caught with this shit, and it's a five-year stay in the Federal Hotel!
by Blackwolf Morrow September 30, 2005
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Cho-mo

When a Cho-Mo gets thrown in the joint, the rest of the inmates make his life hell.
by Blackwolf Morrow July 28, 2005
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Short-eyes

The minute a short-eyes hits the shower in the Federal Hotel, he starts getting a taste of his own medicine.
by Blackwolf Morrow October 01, 2005
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secret sixth

Reverse on a five-speed manual transmission. Drivers mistakenly shift up from fifth into a "secret" sixth gear, which is actually reverse.
I can't give you a ride to practice today. Jack tried to put it in secret sixth when he borrowed my car on Saturday, and now it has no transmission.
by Blackwolf Morrow September 06, 2008
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kid

1) A child. Something that isn't human yet but might grow to be someday.

2) Word that comes after "Hey" when you're tired of saying "Hey you" or "Hey there"

3) Mild term of friendly endearment, usually used with the ladies or someone younger than you.
1) I'd rather be capped in the head than have a goddamn kid!

2) Hey kid!

3) How you doin kid? Everything alright?
by Blackwolf Morrow October 01, 2005
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shawshank innocent

A person who denies something out of habit, or for the sake of appearances, when in fact it is almost certain that the person did the deed in question. A person who talks about the effects of various drugs, and follows the explanation with "or so I've heard" is shawshank innocent. Inspired by the amazing, award-winning movie (and the even better long story that inspired it) called "The Shawshank Redemption"
Straightedge: Don't smoke weed. It's illegal.

Toker 1: Yeah, but it shouldn't be. It's as effective a pain reliever as some opiates, with far fewer side effects...or so I've heard. I would never do anything illegal.

Toker 2: Shut up homie, you're just shawshank innocent.
by Blackwolf Morrow December 20, 2013
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