Definitions by blackwolf morrow
shawshank innocent
A person who denies something out of habit, or for the sake of appearances, when in fact it is almost certain that the person did the deed in question. A person who talks about the effects of various drugs, and follows the explanation with "or so I've heard" is shawshank innocent. Inspired by the amazing, award-winning movie (and the even better long story that inspired it) called "The Shawshank Redemption"
Straightedge: Don't smoke weed. It's illegal.
Toker 1: Yeah, but it shouldn't be. It's as effective a pain reliever as some opiates, with far fewer side effects...or so I've heard. I would never do anything illegal.
Toker 2: Shut up homie, you're just shawshank innocent.
Toker 1: Yeah, but it shouldn't be. It's as effective a pain reliever as some opiates, with far fewer side effects...or so I've heard. I would never do anything illegal.
Toker 2: Shut up homie, you're just shawshank innocent.
shawshank innocent by Blackwolf Morrow December 20, 2013
Standing Funeral
Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.
Drew: Sounds like fun.
Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals
Drew: Sounds like fun.
Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals
Standing Funeral by Blackwolf Morrow October 19, 2011
Marriage
An affliction of the body and mind. Effects include isolation, desperation, sexual frustration, alcohol consumption, inability to communicate, and in extreme cases, physical violence or childbirth. Due to advances in modern medicine, many cases of marriage do not end in death.
Marriage by Blackwolf Morrow March 2, 2011
secret sixth
Reverse on a five-speed manual transmission. Drivers mistakenly shift up from fifth into a "secret" sixth gear, which is actually reverse.
I can't give you a ride to practice today. Jack tried to put it in secret sixth when he borrowed my car on Saturday, and now it has no transmission.
secret sixth by Blackwolf Morrow October 21, 2008
Short-eyes
The minute a short-eyes hits the shower in the Federal Hotel, he starts getting a taste of his own medicine.
Short-eyes by Blackwolf Morrow October 1, 2005
kid
1) A child. Something that isn't human yet but might grow to be someday.
2) Word that comes after "Hey" when you're tired of saying "Hey you" or "Hey there"
3) Mild term of friendly endearment, usually used with the ladies or someone younger than you.
2) Word that comes after "Hey" when you're tired of saying "Hey you" or "Hey there"
3) Mild term of friendly endearment, usually used with the ladies or someone younger than you.
1) I'd rather be capped in the head than have a goddamn kid!
2) Hey kid!
3) How you doin kid? Everything alright?
2) Hey kid!
3) How you doin kid? Everything alright?
kid by Blackwolf Morrow October 1, 2005