black flag's definitions

kidney swiper

UK slang

A male reproductive organ of greater than average lenght.

Also known as Kidney prodder, throat poker and gut tickler.

Jane went all moist for at 12 inches long Jack was armed with a real kidney swiper.

by black flag May 29, 2004

monarchy

An out moded for of government where power is handed down by accident of birth rather than other means.

The divine right of kings

by black flag May 29, 2004

moo

UK slang - London

A mildly offensive term of abuse normally directed at the wife. Used in conjunction with words like daft, stupid, silly etc. Popularised by the Alf Garnet characture in the sitcom 'Til Death Do Us Part'

"You silly moo"

by black flag May 29, 2004

dad's army

Any group of elderly people working together for a common cause. Term derives from the title of the popular british sit com of the same name.

The average age of the workers was 67, they are a real dad's army.

by black flag May 29, 2004

Horatio

UK slang, rhyming = fellatio
To give oral sex on a male member. From the popular Horatio Hornblower novels.

She performed horatio all night long and we never even went to sea.

by black flag May 29, 2004

metrosexuality

To be sexually excited by the Paris underground railway (subway) system

Jean-Paul would stand for hour on the plateform playing out his darkest fantasies.He was not ashamed of his Metrosexuality.

by black flag May 30, 2004

subwoofer

1) A large bass speaker
2) UK slang - A very very ugly bint even worse than a woofer.

No I didn't give her one. She was a complete sub-woofer

by black flag May 30, 2004