ogre

1) Mythological humanoid creature. Orginated from the old English kingdom of Cornwall. Orginally said to be the size of a large man and fed off human flesh, but now taken to be some kind of small giant

2) A vindictive individual, an unreasonable person.

My boss is such an ogre, he made me ork late three times last week and refuses to pay overtime.

by black flag May 31, 2004

ZZ Top

UK biker slang. Any beard or pubic hair growth of extrodinary magnitude. Named after the famous texas blues rock band of the same name for obvious reasons.

...when she took her knickers off her ZZ top reached her knees.

by black flag May 29, 2004

fudge packer

1) Someone who indulges in anal sex, normally a gay male, but not always so.
2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution
3) The opperator of the above machine.

I'm a fudge packer, I pack fudge in boxes.

by black flag May 29, 2004

fair and balanced

A media term. An ideal which all newspapers, TV stations and other media should aspire too. This means giving equal air time column inches etc to all sides of the arguement. However in the world of commercial media cartels this ideal is sacrificed on the alter of the profit margin, political influence and self interest.

These days to gain a fair and balanced view of current events it is best to source your news from a number of different sources that offer as wider range of opinions as possible and make your own mind up.

Newscaster "Do you think this war is the correct course of action?"
Man A "Yes blah blah blah"
Man B "No Blah Blah blah"
Station owner "Man A is backed by our major sponsers, ignore man B"

by black flag May 29, 2004

Ligger

Music slang. Origin obscure, but has been in use since the 1970's

A person who blags their way into parties, or back stage at music events just to get free food and drinks, and to bore their friends stupid with stories of 'how they met David Coverdale,' or 'hung out with members of Led Zeppelin.

"I went back stage at the recent Deep Purple gig, but didn't meet the band cos there was 200 other liggers in the way"

by Black Flag June 07, 2007

uke

Northern English Slang - Ukelele a stringed musical instrument popularised in the 1930's by the comedian George Formby

"I've got a uke, uke, ukelele in me 'and"

by black flag May 31, 2004

wallace and grommit

Stars of three short award winning animations from the Aardman Studio's in Bristol. Featuring the adventures of Wallace, a crazed inventor (voiced by actor Peter Sallis) and his hyper integent dog Grommit. A full lenght feature film is currently in production.

'Grommit, It's the wrong trousers and they've gone wrong...'

by Black Flag May 28, 2004