black Flag's definitions

kentucky fried mouse

UK slang

Any fast food chain that is lapse in it's standards of service. Term derives from an infamous incident at a Bristol KFC in the 1980's when Kentucy Fried Mouse was indeed on the menu.

I'm feeling peckish, I'm gonna pop out for a kentucky Fried Mouse.

by black flag June 2, 2004

dead head

1) A fan of the 60's hippy rock outfit The Grateful Dead.
2) To remove the dead seed pod from a plant as part of a pruning reigime. (normally applaied to roses)
3) To give oral sex to a corpse

The dead head was doing a spot of dead heading in his garden.

by black flag June 14, 2004

suburbs

The endless sprawl of identikit mass produced housing that surrounds most towns and cities in the western world. Lacking the rural tranquility of the countryside and the spirit, history and community of the inner cities they are designe to enduce a life numbing stupor into it's inhabitents to keep the 'prolls' under control. Also known as concrete deserts, they are the loneliest, most soul destroying and down right dull places on the face of the planet.

Whitchurch (Bristol UK), Enfield (London), Solihull (Birmingham), Cheedle (Manchester) etc etc etc

by black flag June 8, 2004

five mile smile

A method used by London gangsters to scar up their victims. A cut is made at the edge of both sides of the mouth then the victim is kicked in the groin very hard. As he screams the flesh on both cheeks are ripped apart leaving terrible scaring.

I wish some would give George W Bush a five mile smile.

by Black Flag February 10, 2004

turk

South London term meaning to beat up, assault, hospitalise etc. Derived from 'The Turks' a gang of London mobsters of the 1950's renowned for their violent punishment beatings.

"Talk to me like that once more and I'm gonna turk you Calvert"
(Hawkwind bass player Adrian Shaw, quoted in the book 'Do Not Panic - The official history of Hawkwind'.)

by black flag May 31, 2004

Parasite

A blood sucking vermin that drains strenght from it's host

The British royal family are the worlds most active group of parasites.

by black flag June 5, 2004

grape

gang rape.

from the following nasty joke:-
"I've been graped, there was a whole bunch of them"

by black flag May 31, 2004