bellywipe

A crude term for a hankie, toilet paper or just about any garment or material that can be used or has been used to mop up sexual mess.
Best used in jest to cheekily suggest that you would wipe quite happily your cock on something.

(refering to a hat, tablecloth, curtain, etc) My, what a posh looking bellywipe!
(refering to a sock) You don't want to touch that bellywipe...

by Bitplane January 02, 2004

el roachio

The lowest form of smoking cannabis. The act of spitting on, then rolling up the roach of a spliff, sticking it on a pin and burning, then extinguishing it and inhaling the smoke.

there's enough el roachio's in the ashtray to last all night

by Bitplane January 02, 2004

snozzle

To drink a strong alcaholic drink through the nose, either from a tea spoon or right out of the bottle (if you're really thirsty)

i bet you a double vodka snozzle she isn't wearing any knickers

by bitplane January 02, 2004

shitbag

a derogatory term used to express disgust with untrustworthy or shallow individuals.

1) one who is full of shit, a liar.
2) one who says or promises something but will then back out (shit out)
3) one who drops their morals for the sake of convenience or to avoid a confrontation
4) (occasionally), a gobsite

I wouldn't count on any of them, they're all shitbags.

by bitplane April 20, 2004

script kiddies

people who are more motivated towards using hacking tools than they are understanding them

stfu! I 4m m4d l33t, 3y3 w1ll h4x0r j00!
h4w h4w h4w j00 h4v3 b33n 0wned!!!111
God damnit kid, you WinNuke me one more time...
(detonate.net/hackers)

by bitplane January 30, 2004

shit up

To shit someone up is to scare the shit out of them.
To be shit up is the state of being scared shitless.

"don't be shitting me up"
"lets go and shit em up"
"we shit em right up"
"they were shit up, so they shit out"

by Bitplane January 23, 2006

shitslide

The result of clumsily nudging an awkwardly balanced mess, causing a cascading landslide of shit.

f#%k.. noo... shitslide!

by Bitplane April 19, 2004