A term coined by Lucky Pierre, the captain of the butt piracy ship "The Brown Swallow", to refer to lube and rubbers.
Captain Lucky Pierre had a reputation among seafaring butt pirates for sliding himself into the middle of the action so that, while he was being gleefully penetrated from astern, he in turn was plundering the poop deck of another of the hardy butt pirates who comprised his crew of slippery sea men.
That's why any butt piracy ship under his command always carried a hold full of rube and lubbers, so avast ye and prepare to be boarded!
That's why any butt piracy ship under his command always carried a hold full of rube and lubbers, so avast ye and prepare to be boarded!
by bitchuck April 24, 2025
An adept marketer and proponent of the Love Canal.
Generally toxic. You do *not* want to know where that has been.
Generally toxic. You do *not* want to know where that has been.
I tried to elope to Niagara Falls to marry a Hooker. My family disowned me.
"Why are you going to that toxic dump?", they asked. "Nothing good will ever come of this."
"Why are you going to that toxic dump?", they asked. "Nothing good will ever come of this."
by bitchuck May 27, 2025
Mondegreen of "fair Britannia",, the personification of the British Empire and Commonwealth of Nations.
The land of the Beaver shall forever remain loyal to the breasts of "firm bra Tanya" or fair bra Tanya.
From The Maple Leaf Forever:
In Days of yore,
From Britain's shore
Wolfe the dauntless hero came
And planted firm Britannia's flag...
From The Maple Leaf Forever:
In Days of yore,
From Britain's shore
Wolfe the dauntless hero came
And planted firm Britannia's flag...
by bitchuck September 15, 2024
An utterly hilarious Bob Rivers song parody of "Rock the Boat" (1973) by The Hues Corporation.
And no, it's all an urban legend. It's perfectly safe to drop the soap in the prison showers. It's just not safe to pick up the soap after... the jail showers are disgusting and you really don't want to know what's down there.
And no, it's all an urban legend. It's perfectly safe to drop the soap in the prison showers. It's just not safe to pick up the soap after... the jail showers are disgusting and you really don't want to know what's down there.
Ever since this prison term began
My tush has lived in fear of some big hairy man
And I'm nervous hanging out with these thugs and thieves
They're looking for a quiet place to corner me
I hope that I get out on probation
Before someone in that washroom gives me love deviation
So I'd like to know if
You get the notion
If I touch my toes will
You get the lotion
And I'd like to know when
You make a motion
And I'd like the guard to
Hear the commotion
Drop the soap
Don't drop the soap baby
Drop the soap
Not safe to bend over
Drop the soap
Don't tap my butt, bubba
Drop the soap...
My tush has lived in fear of some big hairy man
And I'm nervous hanging out with these thugs and thieves
They're looking for a quiet place to corner me
I hope that I get out on probation
Before someone in that washroom gives me love deviation
So I'd like to know if
You get the notion
If I touch my toes will
You get the lotion
And I'd like to know when
You make a motion
And I'd like the guard to
Hear the commotion
Drop the soap
Don't drop the soap baby
Drop the soap
Not safe to bend over
Drop the soap
Don't tap my butt, bubba
Drop the soap...
by bitchuck October 22, 2023
Someone who dresses in tacky clothing adorned by multiple crucifixes in an attempt to look like Madonna Ciccone in her 1980's music video "Like a Virgin".
A cross dresser is not to be confused with someone who merely uses the wrong dressing on a salad, such as pouring 1000 Islands onto a Caesar salad.
by bitchuck June 13, 2025
If that boy took on a wife and seventeen mistresses just because he wanted to play all eighteen holes?
He be a Lion Cheetah.
He be a Lion Cheetah.
by bitchuck December 30, 2024
A geographic region located directly on the Ontario-New York border.in the picturesque St. Lawrence Valley.
In the steamship era, the 1000 Islands was a playground for New York City's most wealthy and famous, as it was possible to arrive by rail in a single day. Now that the jet set have aircraft, they've gone further afield and the world is their oyster.
by bitchuck June 13, 2025