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A "vaginal magic show" as a live performance which involved a magician pulling various objects out of her vagina on-stage. Originally created in Valencia, Spain by illusionist Victoria María Aragüés Gadea (b. 15 April 1943, active 1980–2015 with stage name Vicky Leyton aka Sticky Vicky).
Her daughter continued the illusion after her retirement.
Her daughter continued the illusion after her retirement.
Victoria's Secret? The sheer number of bizarre objects hidden in her vagina. Sticky Vicky and her secretions have engorged everything from ping-pong balls, eggs, handkerchiefs, sausages, razor blades, machetes and a lit lightbulb to a bottle of beer. Bottoms up!
Bring your bachelor party to the show and the poor bridegroom will be dragged on stage and left so scarred for life that he never dare look at another vagina.
Bring your bachelor party to the show and the poor bridegroom will be dragged on stage and left so scarred for life that he never dare look at another vagina.
by bitchuck September 24, 2023
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A "cash and dash" provider accepts payment (as discreetly handing a call girl an unmarked cash-filled envelope up front is typical in the hobby) but then immediately bails out and leaves without providing any service.
The "dance and dash" scam is similar - some token "service" is provided which has nothing to do with what was advertised or what the client thought was being advertised.
A "cash and dash" provider accepts payment (as discreetly handing a call girl an unmarked cash-filled envelope up front is typical in the hobby) but then immediately bails out and leaves without providing any service.
The "dance and dash" scam is similar - some token "service" is provided which has nothing to do with what was advertised or what the client thought was being advertised.
The client thinks "full-service escort" means sex, the vendor suddenly decides (after taking the money) that no, it means one minute of hip-hop dancing followed by a beeline for the door. That's dance and dash.
In cash and dash, the client doesn't even get that much.
The so-called "escort review boards", despite their serious faults (such as being funded by ads from the very providers the users purport to "review") should be able to provide at least a heads-up if a serial cash-and-dash or dance-and-dash scheme is being operated by one individual local provider. These people change working names and contact info frequently, but patience for what is basically out-and-out fraud is limited.
In cash and dash, the client doesn't even get that much.
The so-called "escort review boards", despite their serious faults (such as being funded by ads from the very providers the users purport to "review") should be able to provide at least a heads-up if a serial cash-and-dash or dance-and-dash scheme is being operated by one individual local provider. These people change working names and contact info frequently, but patience for what is basically out-and-out fraud is limited.
by bitchuck November 2, 2024
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Zenith Radio Corporation of Chicago went bankrupt (Chapter 11) in 1999, with whatever was left of the assets going to the Lucky Goldstar (LG) of Korea. Zenith's history goes back to the early days of ttelevision, where the slogan was unofficially "the junk goes in before tha name goes on". Zenith bought the (also now-defunct) Heathkit and made a brief foray into computing in the 1980's, which led to rubbish like the Sleazy PC.
by bitchuck October 22, 2023
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Unlike England and Wales, where "public school" infers some sort of posh, stuffy fee-paying academy in the tradition of Hogwart's, the rest of the world uses "public school" to be a local, mainstream, taxpayer-funded class setting of widely-variable quality of instruction.
Nonetheless, it's disheartening to see standards slip to the point where the schools publish statements like (from the code of conduct of Lakeside Public School, Durham Region, Ontario) "Lakeside Pubic School committed to maintaining a positive school environment. All students are expected to uphold the values and expectations of our school’s code of conduct." or (from the Thames Valley District School Board) "Orchard Park Pubic School Updates - Kindergarten Registration for 2025-2026 - To be eligible for registration, kindergarten students must be 4 years old by December 31, 2025 (born in 2021)..."
IF this is what our schools are teaching? We're doomed. Doomed.
Nonetheless, it's disheartening to see standards slip to the point where the schools publish statements like (from the code of conduct of Lakeside Public School, Durham Region, Ontario) "Lakeside Pubic School committed to maintaining a positive school environment. All students are expected to uphold the values and expectations of our school’s code of conduct." or (from the Thames Valley District School Board) "Orchard Park Pubic School Updates - Kindergarten Registration for 2025-2026 - To be eligible for registration, kindergarten students must be 4 years old by December 31, 2025 (born in 2021)..."
IF this is what our schools are teaching? We're doomed. Doomed.
by bitchuck August 19, 2025
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A brand of britches kissing up to the backsides of male homosexuals? It looks like demographic marketers (and their bumchums) will do anything, and kiss any butt, just to chase the pink pound in this country.
by bitchuck August 27, 2024
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There are various male body types and just as many homosexual subgroups who fetishise them. The smooth young muscular twink in a skimpy swimsuit who looks like one of the lifeguards at the pool is one of the most common, although supply of such exquisite creatures is far exceeded by the demand for same.
There are various male body types and just as many homosexual subgroups who fetishise them. The smooth young muscular twink in a skimpy swimsuit who looks like one of the lifeguards at the pool is one of the most common, although supply of such exquisite creatures is far exceeded by the demand for same.
If I were a single gay male and a cum filled twinkie lad were to sashay into the showers with me, I would drop directly to my knees, suck him right down to his nuts and swallow all of his yummy cream.
No point in letting good, delicious cum go to waste and no point sending away for the cum-filled mug if the fresh product is available on tap..
No point in letting good, delicious cum go to waste and no point sending away for the cum-filled mug if the fresh product is available on tap..
by bitchuck December 7, 2024
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