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Sticky Vicky

A "vaginal magic show" as a live performance which involved a magician pulling various objects out of her vagina on-stage. Originally created in Valencia, Spain by illusionist Victoria María Aragüés Gadea (b. 15 April 1943, active 1980–2015 with stage name Vicky Leyton aka Sticky Vicky).

Her daughter continued the illusion after her retirement.

Victoria's Secret? The sheer number of bizarre objects hidden in her vagina. Sticky Vicky and her secretions have engorged everything from ping-pong balls, eggs, handkerchiefs, sausages, razor blades, machetes and a lit lightbulb to a bottle of beer. Bottoms up!

Bring your bachelor party to the show and the poor bridegroom will be dragged on stage and left so scarred for life that he never dare look at another vagina.

by bitchuck September 24, 2023

table dance

In sex work, a table dance is a form of striptease in which a stripper focuses their attention on one client or john. Unlike a lap dance (or, euphemistically, a "VIP dance") there is no physical contact between the sex worker and the client.

My buddies got drunk at the strip joint and started dancing on tables. The hired-thug bouncers explained very rudely to them that is is not what they meant by advertising a "table dance" on offer for an exorbitant fee.

by bitchuck September 23, 2023

+1

As a telephone number, +1 represents the North American Numbering Plan - which covers much of the English-speaking Caribbean as well as Canada, the US and its possessions. It's much like the "+1" concept in event invitations - you want to invite Canada, but they won't come unless you let them bring their loud, obnoxious neighbor as a "+1".

Life was so much simpler before the phone companies found computers. Instead of singing "PEnnsylvania 6-5000" all of the musicians stand up and call out "[phone]" now? Where's the tradition in that?

by bitchuck September 23, 2023

cum dumpster diving

Oral on a woman who has recently had sexual intercourse with one or more casual partners. Effectively, "sloppy seconds" meets "muff diving" with a side order of creampie.

I married a hot but aging pornstar; my former best buddy married a Sunday school teacher. He'd accuse me of "cum dumpster diving", an ugly pejorative based on "dumpster diving" (retrieval of discarded items from trash for environmental re-use) and "cum dumpster" (a double-standard describing a woman with the sexual morals of a man). It's as if he thought our entire relationship was nothing but an orgy of multiple partners, fucklicking and creampie eating... every night. One day, when he was hitting the bottle and his wife was away, he sheepishly admitted he said what he had as he hadn't had sex in months and regretted many of his own life choices. I love my hotwife.

by bitchuck September 6, 2021

gag the fag

In homosexual male oral sex, to force the penis into the throat in such a way that it either blocks the airway or triggers gagging, coughing, retching or induces vomiting. The implication is either that the penis is abnormally large or that the sexual technique of the person receiving the oral favours is overly aggressive (for instance, pounding away at the throat as if it were a vagina).

Bigger is better, right? Blocking the throat during oral isn't sexy in real life, but that hasn't stopped the creation of multiple pornographic videos titled "gag the fag" or some variation thereof.

by bitchuck September 3, 2021