Manhattan

A crappy town in Illinois that has faked development and what's even more fucked up is that the town's ragged center seems to attract tornadoes.

I am from Manhattan.
Your going to be sucked up by tornadoes bro. move out.
I already got sucked by a tornado, and lived!

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Lemont

Full of dirty girls so such and all the young people smoke a bunch of weed and vape a lot that this town is probably polluted and its high school is infiltrated by a bunch of slut teens and whoever goes to this school is probably a whore.

I'm going to Lemont to smoke! See you when I still am!

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Roblox heat

something that should be done more

I love Roblox heat!

by bitchdipshit November 27, 2021

Joliet

A stand-alone city that has a bunch of whites that think you are retarded and the blacks smoke like hell and the city is full of crime.

I moved to Joliet.
You are going to be robbed in a day or less.
Uh oh!

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Tinley Park

Rename the town to Slutley Park. A bunch of nerdy sluts finding you to kiss and sexually possess you are right here in Slutley.

Tinley Park has its own standards and horrors.

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Crest Hill

It is shaped like a gutted torso that is huge obesity and is a sexual zone.

My girl is like Crest Hill!
I bet she likes it

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Carpe

Material used like penis condoms

I just bought a 20-pack carpe from the store yesterday buddy
That's great.. me too!!!!!!

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021