zoe

OK HERE SHE IS MAKING VINE REFERENCES AND KNOWING EVERYTHING ABOUT SWIMMING. she has A COOL LAUGH AND EATS A LOTTAAAAAA CANDY. so much candy. i want her food. rip. she also is a war god, playin card games all day dude. don't get her mAD CAUSE SHE WILL STRIKE LIKE THE WAR GIRL SHE IS. OO LALA

person: zoe is iconic

person: true dat she be up in class answering shit we don't know and doing all that

by birch face July 01, 2019

advil

one day i went to the store, and i saw advil. he was ugly as a day but healed me in ways no one else could. who was he? my baby daddy. advil i love u come back

me: come back advil i miss u i know ur in the shelf of other girl's bathrooms
advil:

by birch face July 01, 2019

matakai

a cool friend who is the deviL??? ahhhh HES IN THE HOUSE THE DEVIL IS IN MY HOSUE

HELP IM BEING MURDERED
MATAKAI: MIAHAHAHAH

by birch face June 30, 2019

rory

AHH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN. rory is a queen that is seen wearing buns and likes to laugh a lot. she has BIG DICK ENERGY 4 SURE and knows how to rock YA WORLD. often seen on instagram or in alex's room (;;;;;;;; WINK WINK
she def got it going. if she was a guy, she WOULD HAVE BIG HAIRY PP

someone: rory, like one of bowser's kids!
other person: yeah, but she hotter than that and she knows how to wORK it.

by birch face July 01, 2019

Anvi

She’s a sexy little gal who loves chihuahuas, it’s really concerning. She also loves dancing except for when she injures herself and then has to walk all over the school with her ugly crutches. She’s a bimbo, but she has a really hot friend. She can be cheeky and be mean to short red heads who try to say hi. She hates redheads. Especially when they say aloha. She loves little British blonde boys that look like they go to a private school. Her style is cool, but she’s a hag!

Who’s that?

That’s Anvi

She looks like a hag!

I know.

by birch face August 26, 2022

ABBY

is quiet at first BUT WHEN U GET TO KNOW HER SHE IS THE FUNNIEST AND WEIRDEST PERSON EVER. bestest friend ever, me and her love to talk about jesus getting fucked by a dragoncock. be her friend or u will regret it. video game lover of games like imvu, episode, and msp. she is also HOT AS HECK GET IT GIRL. so yes.

guy: abby is so hot and funny!
other guy: yeah but she's also SO WEIRD AHHHHHHHH
ABBY: and i'm evil

by birch face July 01, 2019

matakai

cool PERSON BUT IS ALSO GOD/DEVIL. RUN RUN RUN DASHI RUN RUN RUN he is also bat nocturnal creature hehehehehejdkm cool kid too cool cat

who's that guy? is he the devil?
yes RUN NOW ASJ2EFIJ00JEROFRI;OJEWO;I I'M BEING KILLED EOIFJHFE
Matakai: I'M GOING TO EAT YOU

by birch face June 30, 2019